LONG ASS BIRD RANT
Love birds but nobody else should be allowed to perceive them unless they GET IT. No, Brown-Headed Cowbirds and Cuckoos are not inherently evil because they lay their eggs in other birds nests. People who kill cowbird eggs are actually horrible people and I cannot believe people would even THINK about it because it is simply their instinct, it is nature. Its not like they know how to raise their own babies! They're native birds and also a protected species!! No animal is inherently evil because people feel the need to project human morals onto them.
No, the seagull that stole your kids sandwich is not evil and it is completely unacceptable to let your kids throw rocks at them. They are scavengers, THEY'RE GOING TO SCAVENGE. Every time I see that video where people fed laxatives to seagulls I physically rage because WHY IS HARMING WILDLIFE FUN??? People also feed seagulls alka seltzer because they think it'll make them explode? It doesnt, but why would someone find that funny?
Canadian Geese aren't "evil cobra chickens" either. They arent aggressive, they just arent pushovers. Ive been around around plenty of wild geese and ive never been chased ONCE because I didnt sneak up on them to try and take pictures of their goslings, or walk up to them to try and scare them away like ducks. If you get attacked by a goose, thats entirely your own fault. Just leave them alone! Its not that hard!