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Howdy this is the account where I rant about things. Mostly StEx rants & headcanons and nonsensical rambling about birds but you never know what goes through my brain.
Tags:
yapping about birds: #birdyapping
yapping about StEx: #stexyapping
anything else im abnormal about: #randoshit
WAAH WAAH venting: #!vent!
I will adequately tag anything that might have sensitive content!
Birds are either much tinier or MUCH bigger than you think they are. Like I always thought California Quails were big BUT THEYRE SO LITTLE!!!!! and from a distance Loons just looked duck-sized, but theyre HUGE!!!!!!!!!!! I never thought that swans would be as big as they are either, it's CRAZY.
FUCK I LOVE BIRDS
having a parent who REFUSES to get therapy or any form of mental help when they desperately need it is so exhausting.
Rewatching Vita Carnis and the special effects in Terminal Rally compared to Mimic Defense Instructional Tape is INSANE like its so good?? I dont know what giant puppet or cgi they used for the elder mimic but it takes me off guard every time meanwhile the Mimic in the Defense Tape seems to just be a guy in a costume. The meat snake in New Beginnings is SO FUCKING COOL TOO????? The trimmings are probably CGI but if so THATS SOME REALLY GOOD CGI???
The voice actor in Species Anomaly Report needs an AWARD because the crying is so good? Literally almost cried because Jesus FUCK it's brutal. The family picture changing after the kid dies is actually horrible I love it.
I wonder when we're gonna see more of the humanoid mimics....
Why do we feel the need to whitewash characters? Like oh my fucking god if a character is played by a black man and you draw him white THAT IS NOT NORMAL.
LONG ASS BIRD RANT
Love birds but nobody else should be allowed to perceive them unless they GET IT. No, Brown-Headed Cowbirds and Cuckoos are not inherently evil because they lay their eggs in other birds nests. People who kill cowbird eggs are actually horrible people and I cannot believe people would even THINK about it because it is simply their instinct, it is nature. Its not like they know how to raise their own babies! They're native birds and also a protected species!! No animal is inherently evil because people feel the need to project human morals onto them.
No, the seagull that stole your kids sandwich is not evil and it is completely unacceptable to let your kids throw rocks at them. They are scavengers, THEY'RE GOING TO SCAVENGE. Every time I see that video where people fed laxatives to seagulls I physically rage because WHY IS HARMING WILDLIFE FUN??? People also feed seagulls alka seltzer because they think it'll make them explode? It doesnt, but why would someone find that funny?
Canadian Geese aren't "evil cobra chickens" either. They arent aggressive, they just arent pushovers. Ive been around around plenty of wild geese and ive never been chased ONCE because I didnt sneak up on them to try and take pictures of their goslings, or walk up to them to try and scare them away like ducks. If you get attacked by a goose, thats entirely your own fault. Just leave them alone! Its not that hard!