#bisexual irl

[rfcreates]

A special haiku

About a bisexual

Hello, I am one

[iswearitsjustme]

A guy: so what kind of music do you listen to

Me:...uh... Mother mother, the neighbourhood, lorde...eden...

Guy: wow. That is some very bisexual music

Me: I wonder why

[iswearitsjustme]

All I know how to do is be bisexual, send email, overachieve and still do badly on assignment, be good student so when I fuck up assignments the teachers will grant me a bit more grace, charge my phone, eat hot chip, and lie

[croissans]

sometimes i just laugh at how gay i am and be like "it's illegal to be this gay" and laugh some more