#bishop ratcliffe

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💀Happy Halloween from the Garcia’s Pt. 2 💀

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We'll run away together We'll spend some time forever We'll never feel bad anymore

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Transcript & Family Pics Below

[Annette] Emory, when are we taking the family photo? We gotta get going soon if we’re gonna be home at a reasonable time. 

[Emory] We’re taking a family photo?

[Annette] Well yeah, when is the next time we’re all gonna be together?

[Emory] Knowing us? Probably next week.

[Annette] You know what I mean!

[Emory] Fine, fine, let’s take a picture.

[Jax] Take a picture? I’m fucking Spider-man.

[Emory] Go wash it off!

[Annette] Wait, wait get a pic with all the kids and their  face-paint.

[Jax] I’m not a kid, Aunt Annie.

[Annette] ...You’re fucking Spider-man.

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I just really liked their outfits in that edit...

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[Emory] Jax!

[Jax] Jesus Christ! You didn’t have to jump on me! 

[Emory] Yes I did! Hahaha, you won!

[Jax] I did, yeah!

[Emory] And you played so well!

[Jax] Did I?

[Emory] I thought so!

[Bishop] Yeah babe, you did great. Congrats.

[Jax] Did it for you babe.

[Bishop] Did you now?

[Jax] If it wasn’t cringe as shit everytime I scored I would’ve yelled ‘that was for you’.

[Bishop] That would’ve been so cringe.

[Jax] Well yeah, that’s why I didn’t do it but I thought it.

[Bishop] That’s what counts.

[Donnie] Congrats Jax! Prim, say congrats.

[Primrose] Congrats!

[Jax] Thanks Dad, and Prim.

[Griffin] Yeah, you sure throw balls in hoops well.

[Jax] Thanks Griffin.

[English] Jacks did good!

[Jax] Thank you English.

[Emory] I am so fucking proud of you!

[Jax] Y-yeah?

[Emory] Yeah!

[Jax] I mean, I just did what I was told.

[Emory] Psh, Jax you still need to have the skill and determination. You worked hard for this, and it paid off! And I’m proud of you for that!

[Jax] Thanks Dad.

[Emory] I love you so much.

[Jax] I love you too.

[Emory] How are you gonna celebrate?

[Jax] Oh, uh someone mentioned the team is going out for dinner.

[Emory] Great! You have money, right?

[Jax] Yeah I’m good.

[Emory] Alright, have fun! Don’t be out too late, it’s still a school night.

[Jax] Yeah, yeah.

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[Coach Kelly] Nice hustle Brody! Keep it up!

[Emory] Yes Jax! Go go go!

[Griffin] You gonna cheer for Jax, English?

[English] Go Jaks!

[Bishop] Go babe! Woooo!

[Primrose} It’s loud.

[Donnie] It’s a basketball game sweetie.

[Primrose] Too loud.

[Donnie] Well, let’s wait until a whistle and we can go get a drink. It’s quieter in the halls. Can you do that for me Prim?

[Primrose] Okay.

[Donnie] Great.

[Emory] What kind of call is that ref? You serious?

[Griffin] Emory.

[Emory] You’re calling that a fucking foul? Really? Where do they get these guys?

[Griffin] Emory! 

[Emory] What?

[Griffin] Can you please not yell so much?

[Emory] It’s a basketball game, parents yell. 

[Griffin] Okay, can you not swear?

[Emory] We swear in front of English all the time.

[Griffin] Yeah but there are other people’s kids here.

[Emory] Fine, fine.

[English] Daddy!

[Griffin] Yes?

[English] Home!

[Griffin] We can’t go home yet.

[English] I wanna go home!

[Griffin] Ugh. Emory, I’m gonna take English to the bathroom. 

[Emory] The bathroom isn’t home.

[Griffin] Yeah well we’re like ten seconds away from a tantrum. Have fun with your game, please do not scream at anyone else.

[Emory] Can’t make that promise.

[Griffin] Let me know if I miss anything.

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[Griffin] I’m going upstairs and washing this off.

[Emory] But you look so cute! Doesn’t Daddy look cute English?

[English] Ya!

[Emory] Yeah, he does.

[Griffin] I’ll be down in a few minutes.

[Emory] Party pooper.

[Griffin] That’s what they call me.

[Donnie] Prim, this is where Uncle Emory and Uncle Griffin live.

[Primrose] Big.

[Donnie] Yeah, it’s ridiculously large.

[Emory] We have a big family. 

[Donnie] Not this big.

[Emory] Yes this big!

[Bishop] Hey! How was the game? I heard they won!

[Emory] Bishop, hey! I thought you’d be joining us at the end?

[Bishop] No, student council ended, like, ten minutes ago. I just decided to get a ride home. [Donnie] Well, you missed a good game. 

[Bishop] Yeah?

[Emory] Yeah! Everyone played really well, it was a close game. 

[Donnie] Jax won it for us.

[Bishop] Really?

[Emory] Yeah, they were tied and he just booked down the court.

[Bishop] Where is Jax?

[Emory] Oh, he’s just getting changed.

[Bishop] So I missed something pretty good?

[Emory] Yeah, might have to smooth that one over.

[Bishop] Well hopefully he does some amazing playing at the games I do get to see.

[Emory] Yeah.

[Bishop] And who’s the blonde child?

[Donnie] That’s Primrose.

[Bishop] Oh, right Jax mentioned you were planning on adopting. Congrats!

[Donnie] Thanks, I think she likes English.

[Bishop] I think so too.

[Emory] She has to come to English’s first birthday.

[Donnie] Of course, when is that again?

[Emory] Next weekend.

[Donnie] Right, right.

[Bishop] Jesus, I forget she’s only one.

[Emory] Aliens man.

[Donnie] I remember Jax’s first birthday.

[Emory] Did you have a party?

[Donnie] Yeah, just family though. It was right before we moved to Sulani.

[Bishop] I think the party is really just for the family, I don’t remember my first birthday.

[Emory] English will, so we gotta make it good.

[Bishop] She will?

[Emory] Yeah, ‘cause of her powers...again, aliens man.

[Jax] What about aliens?

[Bishop] Jax!

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[Terrance] God this is gonna be so embarrassing. 

[Danelle] Hush Terry, you said yourself you’re trying to be more involved in Bishop’s life.

[Terrance] I didn’t think he’d jump to this, though.

[Jax] So, how boring is church?

[Bishop]  Extremely but that’s ‘cause I’ve heard it all a million times. Might be exciting for you. [Jax] Yeah, sure. Am I under-dressed? Everyone else looks so fancy. 

[Bishop] No, no you’re fine. You look great.

[Jax] Cool, thanks...bro.

[Bishop] You’re welcome, bro.

[Jax] This is a lot of Christmas.

[Bishop]  It’s a church at Christmas, of course there’s a lot of Christmas.

[Jax]  I thought there’d be more Christ. 

[Bishop] He’s around.

[Jax] I mean, yeah but I didn’t think they’d pin a garland on him.

[Bishop] I think he’s the perfect thing to nail something to. 

[Terrance] Bishop. 

[Bishop] What? Am I wrong?

[Jax] That wasn’t very Catholic of you. 

[Bishop] Don’t you dare tell me what’s Catholic, I just think we need a little more humor in church. 

[Jax] Yeah, that’s the problem with religion, not enough humor. 

[Terrance] Do you have a problem with religion, Jax? 

[Jax] No sir, I wouldn’t be here if I did, I was just kidding. 

[Terrance] Hmph.

[Bishop] So, um, thanks for coming tonight. It means a lot. 

[Jax] Yeah, for sure Bishop. Annoying your dad was fun.

[Bishop] It was, as always. Um, I’ll see you Boxing Day?

[Jax] Yeah, we’ll go shopping. 

[Bishop] Cool, see you then...bro. 

[Jax] Stop.

[Bishop] You’re the one who started it. 

[Jax] Whatever...so my dads and I talked about that thing, and if you could come 

over on Boxing Day we can talk more.

[Bishop] Is that a yes?

[Jax] It’s definitely a yes. We just need to figure everything out. 

[Bishop] Awesome. 

[Jax] Yeah, it’s gonna be cool.

[Bishop]  It’s gonna be hell Jax. 

[Jax] Well, you’ll have me through it all.

[Bishop] Yeah, you’ll be there. 

[Jax] Always. 

[Bishop] Yeah...I, uh, you know. 

[Jax] I do know, yeah. I’ll text you. 

[Bishop] Okay, by- 

[Terrance] Bishop, some people would like to get home and sleep.

[Bishop] Yeah, I’m coming. Bye Jax.

[Jax] See ya bro. 

[Bishop] Stop.