#bisonbelle

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Which Ship Do You Prefer?

Garnet x Edie

Edie x Billie

Voting ended onOct 12, 2025

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Garnet x Edie:

“LET’S GOOO WILD WEST LESBIANS. This is mostly based off of the exquisite yearning in LaterKater’s fic Private Conversations and uhh yeah. I think Garnet deserves to be a futch who fucks severely”

Edie x Billie:

“Edie deserves a nice, handsome man that's so into her. Give her a little break from her chaotic found family and be treated like the most incredible woman in the world. She also sees a poster for his show at the start of The One Who Knows Part 1 and goes "Aww!" then turned to Garnet, and adds "He's nice!". Then! In A Man For The People, Billie notes Edie's absence twice, both times saying that things would probably be better and less chaotic if she were there. They, at the very least, really respect each other. Oh! And, they share the Attractive Edge and the Heavy Sleeper Hindrance. I just think that's cute.”

[earlygraveao3]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Oxventure (Web Series) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Billie Joe "Bison Bill" Thickett/Edie Valentine Characters: Billie Joe "Bison Bill" Thickett, Edie Valentine, Delacy (Oxventure) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Vampire, Misunderstandings, First Meetings Summary:

Billie's life is mostly one routine to the next, show after show. One day, he wanders off the path and finds more than he ever expected.

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Hiiii Trav!! I will admit I have so many questions for the ship ask game because I like reading yiur thoughts, but I will hold myself back for now (not by much I fear but like I don't want this to turn into a chore rather than a fun game), but anyways how about 5, 15, and 22 for dobbert, bisonbelle, and piratewoods? (Could be one for each or three for all three, your choice)

YAAAYYY EGG THANK YOU SM :3 You know I love to talk. You’ll get three for three

5. If this ship didn't meet in canon, how do you imagine they would have met?

With the context of question 4, I think this question is for ships between characters who never interact in canon. However I realize that you interpreted this question as Alternate First Meetings, so I will answer as such because that is so fun as a question

Dobbert: Definitely pamphleting. Egbert is doing his usual rounds, half-heartedly advertising for La Vache Mauve and not getting very far with it. Dob is on his quest to find Suzette, and they run into each other in the town square. Dob asks what he’s up to, Egbert starts his pitch, and Dob actually listens and takes a pamphlet and asks questions. Not good questions, or even questions that Egbert has ever considered, but still! He’s showing interest! Egbert’s doing it, he’s converting someone!!

Bisonbelle: Probably at a different show of Billie’s, I imagine! Edie is very normal, respectfully unobtrusive, just comes over after the show to tell him her thoughts and what parts she liked. And Billie is immediately fascinated by her because here is this polite, beautiful woman, waiting for her turn amid a crowd of frenetic fans, waiting through all that just so that she could give a thoughtful compliment. He’s smitten, he just doesn’t know it yet <3

Piratewoods: I truly have no clue, but I do think Merilwen would give Corazón a black eye

15. One to three AUs you would like to see explored with this ship?

Dobbert: Wow somebody should write a single parent x teacher fic for these guys [egg drags me off stage and kills me]

Bisonbelle: I would looove a role reversal AU, where Billie is a monster hunter and Edie is a traveling performer <3 Or an AU where Edie is a werewolf, and Billie finds her after one of her transformations, lost and hurt, and offers her some shelter because “There a rougarou out here, Ma’am, you oughta be careful.” And she smiles at the irony, but accepts his help, and— okay I can’t write a whole fic here but WEREWOLF AU

Piratewoods: Arranged marriage ……..

22. A headcanon you have for this ship?

Dobbert: During that between episode stretch where Egbert was knocked out and still recovering, and Dob was taking care of him, there were many times when Dob considered giving him a kiss. He never did, because it really isn’t as romantic as it sounds in the stories. But it lingers in his mind a lot

Bisonbelle: Billie really wants Edie to perform with his troupe. He thinks she’s so talented. She never caves, too busy with her own thing, but she does let him teach her a few songs that they could sing together

Piratewoods: HOW DO I CHOOSE JUST ONE… Corazón will sometimes trace little patterns with her freckles, making up constellations. He writes them into his books, turning that small part of her into concrete canon in the world he so lovingly created. throws up blood. I MISS THEM SO MUCH

ship game

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@a-casual-egg why not both? :]

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So yeah

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Which Ship Do You Prefer?

Dob x Egbert

Edie x Billie

Voting ended onJul 21, 2025

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Dob x Egbert:

“- Jock x Cheerleader ship (Egbert gets hit with Bardic Inspiration so much, he actually gets it twice in the big final fight and it's very silly and cute)

- In an early episode, Dob sort of pouts and tells Egbert to punch someone so hard their head comes off and Egbert does.

- In a later episode, Dob signals something to Egbert with his eyes and he thinks (from Andy's comment) that Dob's coming onto him and Mike/Egbert says that Egbert's been sending the messages (that he's attracted to him) for years.

- Dob sings the part in Atomic Kitten's Whole Again that goes "Looking back on when we first met

I cannot escape and cannot forget

Baby, you're the one, you still turn me on

You can make me whole again". Dob also sings a whole song he made up in order to hype up Egbert in Faire Trial along with being really invested in making him a ramp (fsr).

- Dob becomes a devotee of Egbert's god almost immediately after Faire Trial also

- Dob tells Prudence if she uses the Banishment spell on him then she has to send Egbert as well for company. (I swear there's so many more moments but I don't want to sit here and force myself to remember every one and write them all down.).

- Dob and Shattershield pretty much loathe each other and I think that's such a juicy dynamic if they're stuck with each other because they're both close to Egbert. Also speaks to Dob being protective of Egbert.

- In contrast, Egbert and Suzette seem to get on quite well and I'm sure that's very important for Dob considering how much he and Suzette love each other.

- In Gnome Alone, Johnny says that every time Egbert phased in and out of consciousness,he knew either Dob or Suzette (alternating) were always at his bedside looking after/taking care of him and I find that so sweet,

- In the Cursehole like blades trap, Dob is very determined to help Egbert through the blades room

- Dob's got a thing for blondes it seems, his love interests, Katie and Lilliana, were both blonde, and I don't think it's too big of a leap to say Egbert's yellow/golden scales are close to blond.

- In Heist Society, Egbert chooses to wear Dob's mask then Dob decides he's gonna wear Egbert's. Then almost immediately after Egbert asks if Dob is asking him to prom because of his hinting of a second costume that he “might find out at a later date” about

- In Mind Your Manors, Bismuth scratches Merilwen's head, because of this Dob actively leans in for Bismuth to scratch his head, too. He seems to really enjoy it by the way he like blissfully closes his eyes and leans into it and I think Egbert's claws/talons would be really good for scritches like how long fake and real nails are good for giving pets scritches.

- They're really cute and sweet and I think they deserve to be soft with each other.”

Edie x Billie:

“Edie deserves a nice, handsome man that's so into her. Give her a little break from her chaotic found family and be treated like the most incredible woman in the world. She also sees a poster for his show at the start of The One Who Knows Part 1 and goes "Aww!" then turned to Garnet, and adds "He's nice!". Then! In A Man For The People, Billie notes Edie's absence twice, both times saying that things would probably be better and less chaotic if she were there. They, at the very least, really respect each other. Oh! And, they share the Attractive Edge and the Heavy Sleeper Hindrance. I just think that's cute.”

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Knight!Edie and Lord!Billie AU.....