#bitch squad

[facelessxchurch]

Eliza: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Mevolent: None.

Baron: A little bit tipsy.

China: Drunk.

Vile: Wasted.

Nefarian: Dead.

[masculinepeacock]

i have never made myself laugh more while writing than writing this current fic. will it be funny to anyone else? probably not it is very geared towards me, but idc

[celestinovietti]

Robin Frijns + Jean Eric Vergne, Ad Diriyah 2019

[gataclism]

Sabrina's got a new haircut~

Chloe: *screams in lesbian*

[youhaveaguineapigwhere]

@currentlyfangirling99

(Das us ^^) You have an amazing sense of humor and you’re such a positive fun spunky person. You’re sassy, unique, intelligent and you don’t give a f*** what the haters say. You’re always there for people when they need you, and you deserve such a big thank you for that. So thank you.

[evadne-leventhorpe-blog]

@annelise-newstone 💕

[facelessxchurch]

Eliza: Nefarian, in your professional opinion, how would I die?

Nefarian: Murder. Gangland-style execution. We never find your head.

Eliza: That’s a shame.

Vindick: *silently raises hand in question*

Nefarian: You slip in a tub.

[facelessxchurch]

Random Nasty Bois Headcanons

When Nef gets drunk he starts slurring the ‘S’, making him sound like a snake. Baron thinks it’s cute. Mev thinks it’s a convenient way to tell when his little alcoholic is drunk. And Vile is making fun of him for it.

Nefarian’s aura is purple, just like his magic. Baron’s aura looks like an ordinary orange at first, but upon closer inspection it’s a regal gold, reflecting his honorable nature. Mev’s aura is black. It used to be pure white, but got corrupted by his daily death ritual, damaging his soul.

Nefarian’s and Baron’s plans for after the war were to move to Italy together and  take over a governing position there so they can still serve Mevolent but be far the f*ck away from him. Their hope was that Mev would be content with just his wife and would eventually leave Nef alone completely so Nef can finally marry Baron. Being the family man he is, Baron wants like 20 children, but Nef wants exactly zero, so they settled on Baron being allowed have get a bunch of dogs instead.

Remember when Skul and Val discussed that there are ways to make biological children the non-traditional way in regards to the bone-baby? These ways were probably invented for same-sex couples which means Nef and Baron could totally have biological children .3.

A lot of knowledge that was lost for the mortals during the middle ages was never lost for the mages because of their longer life spann. So the knowledge of the world being round (which had already been proven in Ancient Greek) was always common knowledge to mages. This loss of knowledge during the middle ages is another reason why Mev and his followers look down on mortals.

Twin!Vile has a tooth collection and it's the teeth he has punched out of people in fist fights over the years. Nef is questioning the animal teeth in the collection.

During the Truce Eliza liked to stay at Nef’s castle whenever she was visiting Ireland. Safe shelter, a free and luxurious bed, free high quality booze and Nef being an excellent cook and cooking for her made every stay quite enjoyable for her. And Nef enjoys the company of an old friend. The Gods know there aren’t many of those left.

Nasty Bois Zodiac Sign Headcanons

Nefarian Serpine: Virgo

Mevolent: Capricorn

Baron Vengeous: Scorpio