#bitchsparkles

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//rises from the motherfucking ocean in the most fabulous seaweed skirt, on his whales on whales on whales on whales, with mermaid hoes on his arms and some sharks chilling on jets of water and goddamn is that flying fish??? it is, that is a whole fucking university of flying fish serenading him as he sparkles with the nip wine flowing into goblets held by other sea friends

Julia, you never cease to amaze me.

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This is my reading of:

"Fuck look at this magnificence i am the best author of all the things." Written by Julia/Bitchsparkles

DramaticallyRead/Narrated by Evee/Deseo-De-demonia

once pon a tiem dere wuz a bootyful man namd Dareen. he wuz da COOLEST!!!!!11!!!11111!!1!! one dey he wuz takling 2 his gurlfrands Alx and Jula and ws liek do u luv me nd den dey wuz like OMG FO COARSE bt den he wuz liek no bbz howw much doo u luv mi???? alx put hr amrs up and wuz like DIS MUCH BB den jula put her amrs up biggr and ws like NO NO NO DIS MUCH!!!! den evve and windee cam and were like NO WE LUVS U MOST nd den he left alx and jula for da prtty gurls and den dey creyed alx and jula maed out 5evr LIK DIS IF U CREY EVRYTIM

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The most Romantic Poems brought to you by Evee and Julia

[11:31:26 PM] Like A Boss: Roses are butts

[11:31:31 PM] Like A Boss: Violets are butts

[11:31:35 PM] Like A Boss: this poem sucks

[11:31:39 PM] Like A Boss: Anus

[11:31:47 PM] Like A Boss: *best writter*

[11:31:56 PM] Like A Boss: Happy valentines o3o

[11:34:14 PM] Dr. Pont: omg it's like

[11:34:23 PM] Dr. Pont: roses can suck my dick

[11:34:32 PM] Dr. Pont: violets can suck my dick

[11:34:39 PM] Dr. Pont: you should also suck my dick

[11:35:00 PM] Like A Boss: ..... I like yours better

[11:35:03 PM] Like A Boss: *crey*

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bitchsparkles replied to your post: #strider is orange #jakey is green #double pistols...

SCREAMING ARE YOU JUST STARING AT MY TAGS NOW I am going to tag everything terribly now JUST TO SEE IF YOU NOTICE. /HUFFS

AHAHAHHAHAA.

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#strider is orange #jakey is green #double pistols and a wonk #if you know what i mean ;)

I have a fucking flawless dash.

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bitchsparkles replied to your audio post: Oh god I need to stop. Tumblr Voice Meme: Your...

fuck i am dying you are sort of adorable. and i am jealous of your channel-changing wand. i really just want to hug you.

Oh my god, no, I am not adorable, holy shit what are you on I mean thank you I think

The wand is the best.

I love hugs.

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bitchsparkles replied to your post: Why are people all enamored with Capela? I don’t...

because she’s a pretty sweet deal, okay. shoosh.

But I'm not used to people liking my characters. :<