This is my reading of:
"Fuck look at this magnificence i am the best author of all the things." Written by Julia/Bitchsparkles
DramaticallyRead/Narrated by Evee/Deseo-De-demonia
once pon a tiem dere wuz a bootyful man namd Dareen. he wuz da COOLEST!!!!!11!!!11111!!1!! one dey he wuz takling 2 his gurlfrands Alx and Jula and ws liek do u luv me nd den dey wuz like OMG FO COARSE bt den he wuz liek no bbz howw much doo u luv mi???? alx put hr amrs up and wuz like DIS MUCH BB den jula put her amrs up biggr and ws like NO NO NO DIS MUCH!!!! den evve and windee cam and were like NO WE LUVS U MOST nd den he left alx and jula for da prtty gurls and den dey creyed alx and jula maed out 5evr LIK DIS IF U CREY EVRYTIM












