#bite chomp kill

[abstractedrobby]

when wilson rolls up his sleeves....

[draconic-alchemy]

Only a few Dark Fangs Maxis left!! 🐺

[vinnyard]

I had an English teacher in highschool whose windowless classroom was always freezing cold. She didn’t want us to fall asleep. I always fell asleep.

She would start every class with a moment of silence to “cultivate sacred idleness” and she would read off a billy Collins poem and then tear the page out of its book for one of us to keep.

The trouble with poetry wasn’t really what Collins describes in his work but rather the goosebumps on my arms and the hum of fluorescents at 7:14 AM after 4 hours of sleep for the fifth night in a row.

The trouble was a teacher who expected beauty and honesty from teenagers who could barely hold their heads up. The trouble was the absolute condescension towards anyone who wasn’t bleeding out for their short essay prompts or speed reading novels while also prepping for three AP exams.

The trouble is now I write like this. A stupid, vapid attempt at prose because it’s simply the cadence at which I was forced to function.

This past spring I took a comics class and my professor pulled out Billy Collins ‘the trouble with poetry’ and I almost cried trying to explain to my favorite professor that I hate that stupid book of poems that she LOVES. I can’t even listen to his work without shaking.

[wolfliet]

thinking about how much the line “my legacy will become yours” sounds like a wedding vow

[starblaster]

if you compare me to a zoo animal, in any capacity, i’ll bite your entire hand off and maybe also your head

[elizabethrobertajones]

So I made it to Elpis on my horrible little bunny man and Oh I Am FURIOUS with Hythlodaeus. I am going to murder him. I am going to follow him around making fart noises every time he talks. THIS IS ALL HE SAYS ABOUT MY WEIRD RABBIT LAD:

and here's me thinking this cutscene is all about him making fun of your WoL and insulting them for multiple lines of dialogue and Emet-Selch agreeing and this was supposed to be funny because they were insulting you?? Fuck you Hythlodaeus, you laughed at Frog in every camera angle of this exchange and I will BITE YOU.

If you need me I'm going into the Aitiascope so I can track them down in the aetherial sea and destroy him for this.

[zelkam]

huahhhsncnckcj god I'm drawing a pic that ngl I rlly like how is turning out and I've just realized that I didn't resize the initial sketch and that the thing is like under 1000 px in height jfnfnncnfnfndn

[risingsunresistance]

which one of you took the hypixellimbo url