#biter anon

[trapped-captain-ava]

*appears on your arm and hangs on like a koala*

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maep \(. .)/

— @convicted-biter-anon

"Oh, hey Biter. How have you been? I haven't seen you in a while. Meet my new friend, Callie." Oh she's got to stop making the mistake of thinking of people as friends...

[captain-lyre]

Friend? :3c

— @convicted-biter-anon

[ps: anon asks are off for some reason btw]

"...We don't do friends, here."

[theconvictfoundacomputer]

*in an attempt to use telekinetic powers to bite simon without him looking, my teeth fall out*

...ow

– biter anon

are you okay..

[scars-of-the-butcher]

(A little shit materializes.)

Haaaiiiii~!!! :333

I’m gonna bite yahh x3333 hehehehehheh

— @convicted-biter-anon

"What? Don't..? Don't do that, maybe?" What in the world was this little thing? It looked.. kind of human? It's tiny, and possibly malicious behind the smile.

[severevoiddragon]

hits your body with my horns - biter

*my body makes a "whuh" sound and flops dramatically. A bit more than an actually unconscious body would. It's obvious I'm still alive and awake.*

[theconvictfoundacomputer]

Bite? :3c

— @convicted-biter-anon (biter anon from before)

god– you love jumpscaring me huh? please dont bite me..

[theconvictfoundacomputer]

i’m okay i got my teef fixed! :DDD

*i try to bite your arm but like very very softly. it doesn’t work and i miss your arm and fall over*

shit

— biter anon

*simon flinches at the sound of the anon falling.*

jesus—

*he looks over.*

.. are you okay?

[theconvictfoundacomputer]

(ok last one for today)

Simonnnn i’m having a bad day can i bite you :( i promise i won’t rip any flesh out :((

Just a little bit??? A teeny bit?? I won’t even leave a mark!

— biter anon

no thank you.. maybe you should eat something instead. or get a piece of rubber or fabric to chew on?