#bitter bitching

[beanutpubber]

i really like how joseph's tattoos weren't "child friendly" had to be covered up but his massive boobs in a tight, low cut, white tshirt are completely acceptable 💀

[lovelyfloofsandcherries]

on my knees begging people to curate their online experiences instead of making it everyone else’s problem

[beanutpubber]

crying whimpering sobbing i need fandom friends but im too nervous to join the discord and everyone else is on twitter (｡╯︵╰｡)

[beanutpubber]

just imagine with me for a moment, mkay?

it's late. the street light peeking through your curtains casts silvery shapes across your room, and soft rain patters against your window. you and moon lie together, his soft casing brushing against your skin as he gazes as you with dimmed eyes. he wraps his arms around you and tucks you closer to his chest, causing the sheets to rustle and his bells to softly jangle.

he's so warm, and gentle, his internal fan humming softly as his music box starts to crank out a slow tune. he cradles you like you're made of glass, firm yet oh so achingly tender.

you hum softly, pressing your cheek to his chest plate and threading your legs through his. his fans increase slightly and you think to yourself- *this* is what heaven is like.

[beanutpubber]

see i just want sun to be my girlfriend i just wanna hold his massive twiggy lil hand and call him my pretty little wife is that too much to ask for 👁️👄👁️

[beanutpubber]

my body is overflowing with love for sun specifically i wanna bite him i wanna chew on him i wanna hit him with a chair i wanna put him in a hydraulic press i wanna whip him around like a rope toy

that is to say, he's horrible and i adore him

[beanutpubber]

listen ik we love leshy and narinder here but can we talk about heket? bc she's my wife and i love her so much

[beanutpubber]

having a lil moment rn, there's this enderman who's been hanging around my house for a few days, just watching me garden and cook

i think I'm in love, I'll be sad forever when he leaves 😔 /hj