#bitter queen

[wickedoverload]

No Thank You (white) // No Thank You (black) LIARS (Pretty Little Liars) [white] [black] // Art Is ____. Bitter Queen (BK) // Tina Star (Bob’s Burgers)

[tylerzhenry]

“they call this a party?” tyler asks in a harsh whisper after taking a sip from her champagne flute. there were definitely worse events to be forced to go to, but a party made solely to celebrate the duffys? she was clearly miserable and didn’t intend on hiding it either. 

[lolcodybondart]

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[biteals]

“How did you celebrate valentine’s day?”

i was watching the x files and eating chocolate

[teamvcta]

ooc: Spent all episode 10 looking for Team CRDL.

Spent all Episode 11′s teaser looking for Team CRDL.

I have this feeling I’ll spend the entire episode doing the same thing.

[ernestgarcia]

last bitter old queen

my crown all white,

my garb all black,

and on my face the road map

to my scars

his hat is dapper

their eyeglasses match

and together they

pattern of zest and of zeal

what love is air,

what loves have been lost

when they came together

with no clandestine pretense

branded with glee

their rainbows shine

and I left, relic of old

the last shadow in dark

the last car in a closed lot

the last man in the shrubs

the last husband of fear

what history our eyes hold

in its vitreous never seen

sweat then the stories

untold to the youthful spring

they have brought revolution

I have sat idly by

and salt stays on my tongue

for impotence that has come of my age

the age of the last bitter old queen

the last live in the dark

other than in lands afar,

where the night has grown darker and more severe

the shadow longer from this bright spring

[tortillion]

Vincent Price

Me: I think I feel my gay relationship biological clock ticking. I'm turning into an old bitter queen. I'm going to start getting cats.

Jet: Ouch! I have 2 cats. You should just date someone and then blog about it. That's sound advice coming from a guy with 2 cats.

Me: Whatever, you also have a boyfriend and a life. And I mean more like...9 cats. And I'll name them all after female writers: Jane Austen, Louisa May Alcott, Emily Dickinson...

Jet: Oh that is so classic! Then you can move to a New England town into an old house near a cliff and have either a magnolia or weeping willow tree and have a swing built in it's branches! And I can visit and wear cardigans or pea coats all the time!

Me: HA!

Jet: ... I'd name the house "Sea Rose" for the climbing roses I'd plant along the east wing.

Me: You're a sick man.

Jet: Sorry I have the imagination of someone who's seen too many Vincent Price movies.