#bitterrenegade

[salemorbit]

Man oh man, BOTW matchups? Color me intrigued.

Hmm… is it okay if I ask something a bit different? I’m just gunna be upfront— Revali is my favorite character. Would we be an okay matchup?

My meyers briggs result is INFP-T. I’m 5’2.5”. The .5 matters. Female. Short dark brown hair with shaved sides. Olive-toned skin and chocolate brown eyes. My eye bags might never disappear. Pisces. I like playing games, and reading, and playing songs that probably shouldn’t be played on the ukulele on the ukulele. Singing’s fun too.

I’m trying to be skinnier but that’s probably just a mix of society and internalized issues making me feel bad about my body. Fairly active! I like running around and get antsy standing around doing nothing. I consider myself an extroverted introvert. Social situations drain me and conflict towards me is hard to deal with. That being said, if anyone hurts my friends, loved ones, or cat, I will throw down.

Generally I’m patient, especially with kids (who tend to call me the “fun” adult. Cool aunt/older cousin). My friends say I’m really loving, like, I get so passionate about the things that I love that it makes others want to express their interests more or something. Truly a wonderful compliment!

Hope you’re doing well and having a great time! And don’t worry if this sort of thing isn’t quite what you had in mind for matchups— never feel obligated to respond to requests from strangers on the internet! :)

hey thanks so much for being patient! also thank you for the request, i hope you like it :) also yes, you do sound like a great match for revali and i'm serious HAHA

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BOTW Matchup!

Based on your characteristics, I think you'd do best with....

Revali!!

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your energies....impeccable

though he seems to be pretty self-centered usually, revali shares your same protectiveness over his friends and loved ones that you do

the only thing you really diverge from is patience

revali has very little to zero of that lmao

but that's okay because you always make up for it! and because you're patient and loving, it can rub off on him too

you're both very insistent on your height measurements and i love that like the energy is just so similar there

you love to share your interests with him, and he loves to hear about them. you're just a interesting person all around to him and he loves to know more about you

he also likes to share his own interests with you so he can feel closer to you

it usually takes him a lot to open up, but you make it easy for him and he loves that because he doesn't feel awkward or ashamed

the champions always love when you hang around them during training sessions because you're able to keep revali in check lol

he's also not too big on socializing, so you two just like to have quiet days now and again where you work separately but are still near each other because that's not too draining

i just think y'all would be a really good match and i'm not just saying that bc you asked specially lmao like i really do :)

[salemorbit]

Salem! Do you just do matchups for EVERYTHING i’m interested in?!

Okay, okay, okay. I’ll send you a cat picture later as thanks for the eventual completion of this ask. I haven’t changed from the last time I’ve requested a matchup but to make things easier I have a screenie of what I last sent.

Match me with literally ANYONE but Steve Rogers from the MCU and I will be OVERJOYED.

Hope you’re doing well, love you and your writing! <3 <3 <3

aaaahhhh thank u and thank u for the cat picture!!! ur so sweet :*

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Marvel Matchup!

Based on your characteristics, I think you'd do best with......

Thor!

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you guys would 100% the coolest aunt and uncle to anyone ever

your energy....impeccable

thor would definitely assist you in a fitness journey to keep you active and healthy

like he would get you TONED i mean to keep up w a man that chiseled is a dream and he's such a good coach??

as much as he is loud and dramatic, thor is also partial to just hanging out and doing stuff one on one

he's not terribly into social situations, i would think

y'all would team up on anyone who hurt anyone you loved hands down

he would just be so comfortable around you and loves to just talk about his dreams and ambitions because you give off such a great vibe

you guys have weekly gaming sessions

you would also totally have singing sessions or even contests (probably not seriously) and the entire compound would know

karaoke nights are a BIG event

i just think y'all have a very similar energy and overall approach to life

he would also totally tease you for your height (in a loving way) and would constantly carry you around over his shoulder just because he can, and often if you get worked up he'll just pick you up and walk out of the room lmao

chaotic duo but like in an endearing and not-putting-other-peoples'-lives-on-the-line way

[bitterbeanz]

We don’t need to forgive people who have hurt us.

But at the same time, if they are not doing anything to hurt anyone now and all they are doing to hurt you now is exist, well, let them exist.

I wholeheartedly believe that good people make bad decisions. Continuously punishing them for something thay they are no longer doing and have apologized for makes it impossible for them to redeem themselves and be a good person to others. Essentially at that point, if we urge others to exclude them just because they did a bad thing and have since stopped... well, that just makes good people who made a mistake get lumped in with the bad people who are actively being bad.

I think that’s one of the biggest problems with all of this social media and being able to interact with so many people and gosh, there are a lot of people in this world.

We don’t need to forgive. We definently should not forget.

But if we are targetting good people who made a mistake, we are being bad people. We aren’t doing things by mistake, we are doing them with a purpose. And that is not good. It is not justice. We can be wary, we can be careful.

There are people in this world that are not reedemable. People who take joy in hurting others. People who are equivalent to monsters. But don’t tell me that you haven’t made mistakes. Do not tell me that you have not hurt someone by accident. If people kept holding you accountable for a mistake, how would it make you feel?

Sigh. I’m not going to apologize for typing my mind. But I do feel sorry.

[bitterbeanz]

Do you have a masterlist? Or an AO3 so I can read all of your works? You're amazing, and I want to support!

Omg, this is so nice and I’m so touched!!!!

:’D I didn’t think anyone liked my works enough for a compliment like this. I only just started dabbling in BNHA writing so I haven’t posted those works on my AO3 yet, but I’ll probably get around to it soon!

I go by BitterRenegade on there and on here, so maybe one of these days I’ll upload them there. Till then, I’ll try to put together a masterlist!

[confessionsoftherpers-blog]

[major-kirrahe]

ooc: Kirrahe's a pretty secondary to tertiary character. So, the fact that you've made him as engrossing to see day in and day out is wonderful. Keep it up, it is thoroughly enjoyed.

[*____* Thank you!

Let me take this chance to say I love your Shepard. He's hilarious, and you don't see many Shepards as renegade as he is. It's a nice change, I was adding to that list of Mass Effect rp blogs and thought I should give the Shepard blogs a gender/alignment. I'm pretty sure yours was the only male/renegade. You special snowflake you. <3 Anyway, thank you! I'm glad you're enjoying it~]