Avengers Assemble and BL3: Tall emo Twinks Cause Trouble (quickly followed by the sequel: "we have daddy issues")
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I could totally see them as a team of Vault Hunters.
Tony would have hella mechs and armor, and would probably end up owning Hyperion somehow. He completely retcons all their bullshit of course and makes it pretty much SI V. 2.
Steve's got several different shields, but they're all electric so they stun rather than kill. He doesn't use any guns, which might make battles a little more tough. Tony made him two of the best shields in existence though. The body one, which absorbs the energy of the bullets and allows him to release that energy in a punch. And his fighting shield, which digistructs from a watch he wears on his arm. It's larger than his round one, and absorbs the energy like his other shield does. So as long as he pays attention to his shields levels he's very effective on the field.
Thor would delight in the tournaments and arenas, and he is absolutely a Siren (pshshsh who says all Sirens are female, just look at Troy). Him and Hulk still frequently duke it out, but they do it for the entertainment of others now too. There's a whole dome dedicated to their battles and several people come to watch and place bets.
Clint would have a pet skag. The others would think it's gross but Skaggy McSkagface is his best friend. They are super close and love to play fetch, because neither of them ever miss. The others aren't sure who has the bigger stomach. Or who smells worse.
Hulk has the time of his life. With all the goliaths and crazy monsters out there, there's always a new challenge to beat into the dirt. Honestly, he is in his element. He is secretly best friends with Moxxi because she is always so nice to him, and she likes him because he actually listens to her talk and she thinks he's misunderstood.
Natasha is a bit like Zer0. She uses several stealth devices, being able to go invisible. In this advanced universe, she has many more gadgets and is more of a bounty hunter than a vault hunter. But she joins her friends when it comes to saving the planet. Again.
I actually really liked writing this and I might decide to turn it into a fic!! I don't usually like too many AUs but it seems to fit really well to me.
