BLEASE FAI LA TREVORCARD CON LO SHIPPING MEME JKNNVJNXC
YAS HONEY IM GONNA DO IT 👀
falls asleep on the couch: Trevor, like all sprawled on it, and when Alucard sees him he sighs, picks him up and put him in bed sdjkasdjk
makes friends with the neighbors: I want to say Trevor, but he actually secretly hates people imho, and I think Alucard is kinder and less grumpy than his boyfriend so neighbors like him better 🤔
is the adventurous eater: Trevor, he’s a hog and I think it’s canon SJKDJAKSJS
hogs the covers at night: Alucard, he startles Trevor awake and when Trevor sees him all wrapped in the covers he hugs him to warm him with his body 😌❤️
forgets to do the dishes: both of them, because they are two disasters, but in the end Alucard does it… and after being scolded, Trevor helps him
tries to surprise their partner more often: uhmm I like to think they are both romantic in their own way, like Trevor tries to surprise Alucard time to time but he fails miserably, Alucard appreciates it tho (because he loves his dork boyfriend), while Alucard is a perfectionist and plans everything ahead
leaves dirty laundry on the floor: Trevor, and Alucard picks it and then throws it in Trevor’s face roooofl like ‘it’s your thing, jerk, i’m not your mother’
stays up til 2 AM reading: Alucard, but Trevor doesn’t mind since Alucard can see in the dark and doesn’t need a light to read 🤷🏻♀️
sings in the shower: I think both? But Trevor does not sing, he literally YELLS and he’s pitchy (and knows it, he can’t fucking sing), Alucard lets him nonetheless
takes the selfies: Alucard? He likes to save the good moments he has with his boyfriend, and even if Trevor plays the grumpy-bothered part, he internally melts because of that
plans date night: definitely Alucard, since Trevor can’t even plan his fucking breakfast c’mon you know it dsjfksdjk