Reminder that you don't have to call yourself AMAB or AFAB. You don't have to say "I'm AFAB nonbinary." Saying "I'm nonbinary" is enough. You don't need to identify with what you were assigned as by some doctor however many years ago. Mentioning your ASAB is scarcely relevant to most conversations, even those about medical transitioning.
Nonbinary is enough, you don't have to supplement it with a binary system of any kind. It doesn't matter how many people want to know your "transition direction." It doesn't matter how many people want to know what your genitals are (which wouldn't be alluded to by your assigned sex anyway). It doesn't matter how many people want to binarise you. It doesn't matter how many binary people you confuse. No one needs to binarise you. Nonbinary. Is. Enough.
I’m really tired of people treating intersex people like a mistake, deformed, or mutated version of male and female.
SEX IS NOT BINARY AND NEVER WILL BE!!! ITS A WHITE COLONIAL CONCEPT FORCED ONTO NATIVE POPULATIONS AND PEOPLE STILL PRETEND IT WAS A NATURAL ORDER!!! STOP ERASING INTERSEX PEOPLE!!!
SUMMARY: Ticket Taker couldn't allow you to walk home in the pouring rain
CONTENT: Ticket Taker (Bil) X GN!Reader (AFAB), SFW
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Rain. Of course the one day your ride cancels it rains. Standing under the awning you watch as dark grey clouds show no end to their downpour, mentally chastising yourself for forgetting a jacket before preparing yourself for the trek home.
“My dear surely you're not attempting to walk home in this weather like that?” Turning to your left you see Ticket Taker or Bil as you’ve come to know him by, in his casual attire standing there with a large black umbrella. “Humans are quite fragile, you'll catch your death.” He folded up his umbrella and set it against the wall before sliding off his suit jacket and draping it over your shoulders.
“No no, I'm alright really!” You try to make an excuse to which he simply shakes his head. “I insist my dear, it would be a tragedy to leave such a lovely thing by their lonesome shivering in the rain.” Bil opens his umbrella with a flourish. “Allow me to be your escort home.” He holds his arm out for you. You blushed and took his arm. “You really are a gentleman.” you teased playfully resting your head on his shoulder. “Always for you my dear.”
After walking through a comfortable silence in the park as streetlights began to dimly glow you reached the lobby of your apartment building. Bil folded up his umbrella as he stepped inside. “Did you know opening an umbrella inside is considered bad luck?” he asked. “Like breaking a mirror?” You answer his question with your own. “Yes but a broken mirror gives you seven years of bad luck.” He hummed thoughtfully. “So if I broke one, would you haunt me for the next seven years?” You teased. “Please refrain from doing so either way I can confirm you won't be rid of me for a very long time.” He took your hand in his before placing something in your palm. “Now seems an appropriate time to give you this.” looking down you find a black and white pin in the shape of a teardrop.
You smiled warmly before pinning the pin to the collar of your shirt. “Your jackets a little wet from the rain, maybe…You’ed like to come up for a bit till it drys?” You offered looking away as you blushed.
tags: x reader, headcanons, ooc, bandom, fluff, smut, nsfw/sfw, afab reader, gender neutral/nonbinary reader, gerard way, mikey way, frank iero, ray toro, tour bus
a/n: out of my usual writing format ik, but i wanted to try a list instead of paragraphs,, lmk if yall like it! ^^
SFW !! —♪
→ drummer!reader who never gets asked a lot during interviews (everyone's too focused on vocals & guitar, that's ok though because you and mikey have something to bond over!)
→ drummer!reader who somehow became a fan favorite (being afab made you stand out amongst your male counterparts,, you never expected the attention, after all, you're always in the back of the stage)
→ drummer!reader who always has the best outfits/hair/style (maybe a part of why you're a fan favorite, also going off of the whole "being in the back thing" since maybe you feel a need to be more showy so people notice you
→ drummer!reader who always sits down to find something written on their snare drum
→ drummer!reader who decorates their bass drum with gerard's art
→ drummer!reader who has a subconscious fear of frank whenever they're performing (he dove into your set once, and you haven't been the same since... other than that, you adore the guy!!)
→ drummer!reader who tried to learn ray's part, only to realize why they're a drummer after all...
→ drummer!reader who begs the band to have more auxiliary percussion parts (then got somewhat jealous when mikey played a tambourine for that one concert...)
→ drummer!reader who lost their practice pad and now steals their band mates' personal items to drum on
→ drummer!reader who's the reason why everyone now has noise cancelling headphones... (you can't help it! besides, shouldn't the band be glad you're practicing??)
→ drummer!reader who rushes temper whenever they're mad at the band
→ drummer!reader who drags tempo when they're drunk (the band had to ban alcohol from you cause of this, but hey, at least it helped gerard with breaking his addiction!! looks like less alcohol came with some perks after all)
→ drummer!reader who changes their parts ever-so-slightly every time (no one's noticed yet,, who even pays attention to drums anyway...)
→ drummer!reader who's not allowed to drive if the band's song is playing because their muscle memory kicks in (ray practically threw you out of the drivers seat for this one... you're pretty sure they broke the gas pedal too, since the other members have complained that it's "too easy" to push down now,, oops!)
→ drummer!reader who shares clothes with the rest of the guys (partially to help with their dysphoria, partially just cause, but mainly because their own clothes keep going missing,, it's not like someone stole them though, right...?)
→ drummer!reader whose bandmates get jealous when they see them talking to another band (they sometimes have a fear of losing you to another band, and you've practically become a staple to mcr,, but one member gets more jealous than the others, and for different reasons...)
NSFW !! —♪
→ drummer!reader who's heard practically everyone jerk off in the tour bus
→ drummer!reader who's also been eavesdropped on while jerking off (by who? you can make a guess...)
→ drummer!reader who gets their dirty clothes stolen (you thought by a fan, little did you know it was an inside job)
→ drummer!reader whose obsessive fanbase tries to take upskirt photos of them while they're sitting down at their drumset and playing
→ drummer!reader who's sometimes objectified as the only afab (and made to wear slutty outfits)
→ drummer!reader who bangs louder than they bang their drums
→ drummer!reader who gets off using their drumsticks sometimes (stroking? fucking? humping? idk, you decide!! bonus: the same bandmate that steals your clothes steals your drumsticks and licks them!)
→ drummer!reader who secretly turns their bandmates' amps up to feel the vibrations while they're sitting behind their kid (during rehersal you're practically getting edged, on-stage you literally have full-on orgasms!! but everybody else just thinks you're really into the music....)
a/n: sorry this was a short one guys ><" but i hope yall liked it! lmk if i should explore the secret perv bandmate thing more, cause i do have some ideas for a storyline with that,, also i meant to make the nsfw section longer, but i kinda ran out of ideas (i might come back and edit this tho)
fun fact orange is actually my third least favorite color, idk why i used it for this theme
How would the Drv3 boys react to their s/o winning the Sexywoman award on Tumblr?
Bonus points if the s/o didn't even realize that they were competing and is extremely flustered and embarrassed about it.
>> #Author's note ::
"OMG THIS IS A GOOD IDEA (said the one who dk what the sexywoman award on tumblr is) + GUYS GUYS GUYS! plzplz gimme any danganronpa banners u have like i need 'em!! Desperately so. Anyways so i did this as a gn!afab reader cuz you used 'sexyWOMAN' and 'they' for reader! Hope u don't mind!" ^^
>> genre: sfw headcanons!
>> ship: DRV3 BOYS X gn!afab! reader
NDRV3 BOYS X AWARDED SEXYWOMAN! READER!
#GENERAL DATING HEADCANONS
SHUICHI SAIHARA ::
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Shuichi was scrolling through tumblr for whatever reason, but when he came across one of your pictures, he immediately scrolled up again
When he realized it wasn't actually you, but someone announcing the winner of the sexywoman award? He's immediately going to you.
He will show you the post, and would be smiling a tiny bit, maybe even complimenting you!
But once you tell him you didn't even join with a soft blush on your face. He'd let out a 'oh..?'
He's smart, so he will immediately know you were picked due to your beauty. Which makes him feel both lucky and only a tiny bit insecure. He's dating someone so unique and beautiful, but does he really deserve you?
He will work harder just for you.
KOKICHI OMA ::
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As soon as he sees the announcement, he's sprinting right to your room, not even bothering to fucking knock, he just bursts in, jumps on you, and wraps his arms around your body with an annoying giggle.
He would show you the post before whining childishly about how his dear s/o is showing off all their beauty to random people online while they're his.
Would probably tag you in a post where he shows you off and how he IS your boyfriend.
He'd act like he was the one that won the prize, instead he's showing both of you off. Like "yes, thats my s/o who won the award, and then that's ME. Her boyfriend!"
Wouldn't believe you when you swear that you didn't participate in it, but when he actually looks around in your account and sees that you for real didn't join?
He would get eeeveeen worse. He might even act jealous!
RANTARO AMAMI ::
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He wouldn't even notice it because he isn't into tumblr that much, but someone, probably Shuichi or Kaito, or even Kaede, would tell him about the news.
He'd like to check himself, and once he finds out? He'd let out a low whistle, damn. You sure are beautiful, and very deserving of that sexywoman award! Said very respectfully btw.
He was stunned, and VERY proud, but stunned. He knows it's not a real competition, but he would call you to congratulate you either way!
But when he finds out you didn't even participate and is confused, he'd be quiet for a few seconds before he lets out a chuckle.
He finds it kinda amusing, you won despite not even joining? Wow.. He's dating someone as beautiful as you? He considers himself blessed! And he IS.
KAITO MOMOTA ::
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Hella confused. When the hell did ya join such a competition, you guys tell everyone everything. He isn't mad though, just confused.
But when he realized that his PARTNER won the sexywoman award on tumblr? He's probably doing a whole fucking party for you!
It's not gonna be a secret either, EVERYONE knows. EVERYONE is calling and texting to congratulate you. EVERYONE is telling you to shut your boyfriend up because he's annoying.
He'd burst into your house to congratulate you, saying how proud he is and how he has the best and most beautiful partner to ever exist, that you're his universe... He's being dramatic, and you still can't understand anything.
Once he hears that you didn't even join or know what the award is, he'd be surprised but still delighted, they choose you despite you not joining! it must be you're THAT pretty.
Oh he's definitely showing you off.
GONTA GOKUHARA ::
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Wouldn't know at all, like, he probably doesn't know how to use tumblr or even knows it exists. Would have been oblivious until Miu came rushing and showed him how his "ugly chick" had stolen her award.
He would be confused until Tsumugi kindly explained it, his eyes turned sparkly fast!!
He would rush to you and congratulate you for your achievement, while you're staring at him, confused.
He would tell you about the award you won, because now you're confusing him, why aren't you happy? Where is your award? (he thinks it's a real prize)
Once you tell him how you didn't even join or even heard about it, Gonta would, again, get weirded out...How??
Once you tell him that maybe you won by posting one of your photos, he'd understand that it was due to your beauty you won, and would again, complimenting you. Such a gentleman!!
KIIBO / KEEBO ::
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Kiibo also wouldn't find out until someone told him, he would get confused and ask them what they meant by it.
Once he finds out you won, he'd be surprised but happy regardless
He would come out to you and congratulate you with a small but proud smile.
If you act confused, he would explain it to you with a finger pointed up, probably talking too much you would have to cut in and tell him that you didn't even join anything.
His metal head would multifunction for a second when he realizes that you won just by being so appealing to the eyes!
He'd be a little upset, saying how unprofessional it is for them to just put you in such a spot like that.
But he would still be proud
RYOMA HOSHI ::
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When he finds out his partner got that award on tumblr, he would be a tiny bit surprised, but not shocked. He wasn't into all these media stuff but hey, you look absolutely stunning, and he is proud of you.
He wouldn't mention it right away, because he would be waiting for you to speak gleefully about your new 'little' achievement.
but you didn't, so he'd assume you forgot and ask you about it casually. But his expression will shift to a little confusion once you tell him you don't understand what he is talking about.
When he tells you, and you respond awkwardly by saying you didn't even join, a blush to your cheek? He would just chuckle deeply upon realizing that you were chosen to win, not picked.
He would tease you, but not too much, just a friendly comment about how mesmerizing you are
KOREKIYO SHINGUJI ::
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He isn't into social media as well, but when someone comes forward, maybe Kokichi, telling him how stunned they are his partner won that sexywoman award, he would stare for a few creepy seconds until Kokichi explains.
An airy laugh of his would leave his mouth when he realized that the social media had awarded his stunning partner for their unique beauty.
Korekiyo had admired you greatly and he showed it multiple times, and i think he'd love the idea of other individuals admiring his beloved like a piece of art.
He'd come to you himself, complimenting you, but would immediately note your silent confusion, and would ask you if you're aware.
When you answer with no, he would share the news about the award you earned, and after knowing you didn't even try to participate, but only posted a picture of yours there, he would let out a small "ahh..."
He'd keep the fact you won this award by just being beautiful to himself, because it's kind of amusing.
"WEEEHO! FINISHED IT!!SORRY FOR TAKING TOO LONG AAA"