#blackbeard offical

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Arrgg (Trick or treat!!)

Ah, avast mate!

What be this trick-or-treat?

Would this work, me hearty?

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is yer beard edible

Wha? What about me beard appears edible to yeh, mate?

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Avast! I be Blackbeard! Back from the eighteenth century! They thought they had me killed? Ha! I were shot five times and sliced with a blade twenty and still I did not fall.

So how did I survive, ye ask? I have…no idea. I just mysteriously appeared here and found meself on the unholy platform known as tumblr. I’ve been reading all your lovely introductory posts an’ figure I can make one as well.

The name be BLACKBEARD.

Pronouns be he/him.

Thirty eight years of age when I were ‘killed’ but I D K what age that makes me now.

Profession be plundering.

Sexuality be bi.

Expertise be persuasiveness, intimidation, pirate speech, captaining and flirtation.

Place o’ residence varies. I like Jamaica an’ the Carolina coast. Currently, however, I’ve taken a liking Florida swamps. Yer politics there SUCK but the alligators are fun. And nobody comes lookin’ for me, which is good B C I need time to figure out what in the bloody seven seas happened to me. Would appreciate any assistance in navigating this modern world.

Yer humble pirate,

Blackbeard. 🏴‍☠️

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yargh what be yer favorite movie

What be a movie, mate? A pirate mentioned Deeveedees once to me. Do they have to do with movies?

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Day six update.

Just found out some blokes be hoardin’ the remains of me goods aboard the Queen Anne’s Revenge in some dusty ol’ museum.

May try to file a lawsuit.

Or just take back what’s mine.

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Day six in the Everglades. I hath befriended the alligators!

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Day 5 in the Everglades.

Currently alligator wrestling.

They be honorable opponents-THAT’S fer sure.