🏴‍☠️ @blackbeard-offical - Tumblr Blog

Avast! I be Blackbeard! Back from the eighteenth century! They thought they had me killed? Ha! I were shot five times and sliced with a blade twenty and still I did not fall.

So how did I survive, ye ask? I have…no idea. I just mysteriously appeared here and found meself on the unholy platform known as tumblr. I’ve been reading all your lovely introductory posts an’ figure I can make one as well.

The name be BLACKBEARD.

Pronouns be he/him.

Thirty eight years of age when I were ‘killed’ but I D K what age that makes me now.

Profession be plundering.

Sexuality be bi.

Expertise be persuasiveness, intimidation, pirate speech, captaining and flirtation.

Place o’ residence varies. I like Jamaica an’ the Carolina coast. Currently, however, I’ve taken a liking Florida swamps. Yer politics there SUCK but the alligators are fun. And nobody comes lookin’ for me, which is good B C I need time to figure out what in the bloody seven seas happened to me. Would appreciate any assistance in navigating this modern world.

Yer humble pirate,

Blackbeard. 🏴‍☠️

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I'm proposing... A new alliance.

A TEMPORARY ONE! Only employed when facing said common enemy. We can continue killing each other violently elsewhere

Anyway I call it TACS. Tumblr Against Chatbot Slop. Currently making a logo give me like a couple hours I've got some sketches down

If YOU 🫵 have an issue with AI slop (of all kinds) then YOU TOO can join TACS. No need to send an ask or anything, if you have an issue with it you're automatically part of the crew. Anyway we should start by going through with the blackout period on February 26th to protest the Shapes.inc ads that have been assaulting our feeds recently. Good starting point.

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OFFICALS THEY THREATEN OUR PINTREST WE MUST UNITE

Can you spare a minute to help this campaign?

STOP AI!!!!!

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AARRRGGHH!! Welcome aboard me ship, The Mangy Rose. 🥀

I be Captain Thaddeus James ‘Scarred Bones the Ghastly’ Alden.

Tags:

pirate offical = on every post

pirate answers = answering to asks

pirate responds = responding to reblogs or tags

pirate says = normal independent post

pirate ooc = out of character post

candy island / candy island is real… = the insanity fuelled search for candy island

Me crew awrrghhh .) = @navigator-offical @blackbeard-offical (sorry for pings GULP)

It be me (my officalsona):

(Made on Picrew because I suck at drawing gulp, I just edited the Picrew to my liking and shaded it since Picrew is kinda limited on what you can do. Image 1 is the edited and Image 2 is the original untouched Picrew. The Picrew was made by @ iamthetwi :3. ALSO! He has a red pirate hat with a black feather too but yk that would be hard to add so just use your imagination </3)

THE PIRATE CREW CODE:

Rule 1. Bedtime at 9pm

Rule 2. No cussin’ 😠 I be allowed to cuss though

Rule 3. We share the booty evenly and FAIRLY. Sharin’ is carin’

Rule 4. Ye have to earn rum otherwise tis all mine

Rule 5. Remember to take yer vitamin c pills, we don’t want any scurvy

Rule 6. Respect each other and have fun

Rule 7. NO LITTERIN’! Keep the ocean clean for our merfolk hearties and always recycle

Rule 8. What I say goes.

(Things may be added or changed)