#blackbone notes

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Imagine

Arriving late to an Overlords meeting only to find there are no empty seats left. Then you hear a soft whistle. You turn around and see Vox's slyly satisfied face. He sits with his legs wide, one of which is thrown at the other. He quickly slaps his knees a couple of times, silently hinting at the presence of another "seat." You stare at him blankly, quickly turn to look around again, and then think "Fuck it," and casually jump across his lap, causing an involuntary, muffled “Oof” to come out of him. You sit comfortably and turn your attention to the presentation slides, while Vox looks at you with disbelief and then immediately becomes delighted

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Imagine

You fall asleep on the couch and Vox finds you, just throws his coat over your shoulders, sits down next to you, and pulls you into his lap

And you end up sleeping on his lap, your head on his torso, and he like just reading something or looking at his phone

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They find you lying in the bathtub

Characters: Vox/Vincent Whittman

Summary: They return home early one day and find you apathetically lying in a full bathtub

Tw: depression, non-sexual nudity, some swearing, really just fluff

A/N: sorry for any grammatical mistakes, English isn't my first language ಡ⁠ ͜⁠ ⁠ʖ⁠ ⁠ಡ

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🎙🦈 Vincent:

• His initial reaction is literally "What the fuck?"

• Unfortunately, depression wasn't as well-researched in the 1950s as we'd like, so he won't be able to fully understand your condition and might even at first think you're being dramatic

• When he truly realizes you're not exaggerating, he'll feel a little awkward and secretly will be mentally glad he didn’t say about drama part out loud

• He doesn't know how to fully help you and is very confused about it (and it infuriates him that he feels powerless)

• He'll offer his company. Whether you agree or refuse is up to you

• If you agree, he'll sit silently and awkwardly with you in the bathroom, and may and can also offer to speak out about what you're thinking and/or worried about (he's trying sometimes bro can't figure out his own feelings)

• If you refuse, he'll silently and awkwardly leave the bathroom and go to the kitchen to cook something you like in an attempt to cheer you up

• In either case, he'll take care of you and either help you out of the shower and dry you with a towel, preventing you from making unnecessary movements, or bring you clean pajamas and a towel (depending on the first or second option)

• In either case, he'll carry you to bed and wrap you in his arms. He won't mind just lying there or going straight to bed, or listen to you

• After that, he'll observe you and your state more often

📺🦈 Vox

• "What the fuck" x2, but he'll come to his senses faster

• Luckily, it's the 21st century and depression is well-studied, and he's well aware of the phenomenon although he sometimes thinks people online are overreacting

• In fact, he's noticed your condition before and suspected you had mental health issues, so this situation, while a bit unexpected, isn't surprising to him

• He knows and reluctantly admits that he's not the best person to help with such issues, but he'll try for your sake

• However, he also doesn't understand how to fully help you right now

• He'll offer his company. Again, it's up to you

• If you agree, he'll sit silently somewhere in the bathroom and may simply remain silent, or he'll listen to you or tell you something if you need a distraction

• If you refuse, he'll definitely order something for you and bring you fresh pajamas and a towel

• If this happens in V-tower, he'll then head to his office to keep an eye on you (and make sure you don't drown yourself (he isn't sure if you have suicidal thoughts, but he does not want to check in practice))

• After a shower, he'll dry you with a towel and carry you straight to bed, or he'll just come over, keep an eye on you, and take you to the living room for a snack

• Then, cuddles and co-sleeping are a must (there's a high chance that at night, if you need to go to the bathroom, he'll follow you (not directly to the room, but still). Now he's "slightly" worried about you

• After this, he'll be much more gentle and will closely monitor your condition

• He'll 100% insist on therapy if you're not already there

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(I might write full-length short drabbles based on this (but that's highly unlikely))

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I now have a headcanon that Vox can speak through the speakers without using his mouth (that is, without opening it)

And his voice sounds more static, like in those very moments ("VAL" s1e2) and his screen flashes in time with his speech

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I suddenly had this thought: what if Vox falls in love at first sight with someone young (zoomers – early millennials), and then it turns out they're really sassy

Like they act like obnoxious shit, and he's literally thinking, "OMG, WHAT A PRECIOUS"

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An idea occurred to me

Vincent's ideal partner is a very contradictory thing. I think he'd be torn between complete obedience and audacity. On the one hand, he wants his partner to be under his control and obedient, but on the other, he's naturally turned on by boldness and confrontation. Like a predator, he enjoys the resistance of his "prey"

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I just can't get enough of the idea of ​​a small found family with Deadly Sins.

Like, imagine, you, who, having ended up in Hell, starts doing business with them as, for example, a designer (first Ozzy, then Mammon, Bee, and then meeting Satan and then Levi and Belphie). And then they've taken a liking to you and become madly attached, and then you're all sitting together in Gluttony Ring at some fancy restaurant, plus their mates/"mates" (Mammon with Glitz and Glam (I just really like to imagine how they and Mammon eventually become close and now it's like a business-besties and now Mam is less sexist thanks to the twins), Bee with Vortex, Ozzy with Fizz, Satan with Basel), celebrating a new collection and a successful trade deal.

And they're all like, "We found these little one and now we can't get enough of them, and now they're like our queer-platonic friend, who we want in every way (but the sex part is questionable)"

And before this they pick you up from home and you go there with Mammon and twins in the limo, discussing all sorts of things along the way

(And how you're simultaneously making them, especially Mammon, better)

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Now I'm wondering what Vox/Vincent's attitude is toward people with glasses? Does he like them, is he neutral, or does he dislike them because they remind him of his past?

What's the chance that this was one of the things that attracted him to Val?

And Ethan wears glasses too...