I have to name things now?

Ftm living in TX with no plans to voluntarily leave.

[bibliophile1887]

[yaggol-deactivated20150816]

FUCK YES

[heroineimages]

“There are no innocent bystanders in Hell,” is one of the most hardcore lines in all of television.

[myirlnameiscloud]

B-but people with micropenises are my emotional support minority to bully!! 🥺🥺 B-but it's funny that their penises are small!! 🥺🥺 B-but I only make fun of BAD people by calling their penises small!! 🥺🥺 I have good reason to make fun of people with micropenises!! 🥺🥺 It's not intersexism if it's funny!! 🥺🥺 It's sooo funny because their penises are small!! 🥺🥺 Guys it's sooo funny come on!! 🥺🥺

[longfleshyfinger]

Did you know? ℹ️

Star Trek was the main inspiration for the invention of the flip phone

as well as trans people

[robo-walkingto]

Happy pride month to that white tank top thing Kira wears sometimes. Literally stunning

[danielkanhai]

hitting random page on the superpower wiki and imagining what it’d be like to have that power.

“‘teleportation’ man that would be pretty useful.”

“hyper-grip’ okay, uh, you can grip things really hard? damn, i guess i could be like, a really good wrestler or something.”

“ecological empathy’ what is that..'the power in which one’s emotions and nervous system are psychically sensitive to one’s surrounding ecosystem, and wildlife welfare.’ oh. uh. awesome.”

[ruffboi-mags]

So apparently, over the summer, Quibi (the shortest-lasting streaming service ever lmao) did a quarantine project called “Home Movie: The Princess Bride” where a bunch of celebrities recreated The Princess Bride in tiny chunks at home.

And like there was no permanent cast, all these celebrities seem to have gotten a scene or part of a scene to do (i’m not sure exactly, I did not ever watch Quibi and thus haven’t seen this yet), and then they just… recreated it as best they could. At home. Under quarantine.

So like, you had Jennifer Garner in a blanket cape playing Princess Buttercup AND the Booing Old Woman with a crowd comprised entirely of stuffed animals:

Or Taika Waititi paying Westley off a badly-drawn Inigo on a piece of cardboard held in front of someone’s face:

And it’s all just delightful.

But my absolute favorite part of this thing that I’ve sadly never seen but assume is probably absolutely hilarious and a treasure and I want to find it some day and watch the whole thing… is that Carey Elwes is in it.

As Prince Fucking Humperdink.

[movebackintime]

https://youtu.be/lR8pA_WV9QI

Here ya go

[laziestgirlintown]

In case you need a comfort watch and because Youtube search nowadays sucks rancid farts, I remind you of the Princess Bride Home Movie from the lockdown, starring everybody

[kmftm]

the difference between reproductive abuse between amab and afab trans folks is sending me up the wall a little. Yes, I don’t think people assigned male at birth should be forcibly sterilised or forced to donate biological material in order to receive gender affirming care. However, there is a vast difference between that and being forced to give birth. The rates of corrective rape and impregnation as a form of detransitioning that trans people assigned female at birth face is horrific and insane. Have you ever see a video of someone giving birth? Have you seen the changes their body undergoes physically? Have you seen the sheer amount of painkillers (sometimes denied for various reasons!) that people who give birth are recommended??

have you ever actually watched anything around pregnancy and giving birth??? Like, even so much as a 5 second audio from the process. The amount of physical trauma it carries out on the body and leaves is genuinely the subject of several horror movies. You’ll notice I haven’t even gone into specifics with this post because I’m half-convinced tumblr would ban me.

anyway I’m making this post because with the state of discourse on this site, I’m firmly convinced that if it were the other way around, and the current group of transgender and loudly transandrophobic shitheads were the ones facing the prospect of giving birth, and all the complications that come with it, and all the insanely high risk of fucking dying, and all the political climate that designates anyone with a functioning womb as a fucking incubator, and just the sheer pain and trauma of it alone, we’d never hear the end of it.

again, I cannot restate my point enough that it’s awful that people are forcibly sterilised or put through other forms of reproductive abuse that does not involve pregnancy or giving birth. This should not happen, and should be a part of the conversation around reproductive autonomy within the trans community.

However I’m going to need you to get incredibly fucking real with me for a moment about the disparity between the sides of the conversation here.

[yeehaw-tguy]

This, as well as how painful and stressful the process of egg freezing is too. IIRC they put you on literal pregnancy hormones for a month. Not to mention the lack of painkillers for any procedure involving vulvas. Especially ones that involve going through the cervix. That shit hurts, I'm told.

[yeehaw-tguy]

I'm so sleep deprived I saw a post about Sodom and Gomorrah and thought that thz Sodom was from the Bible but the Gomorrah was from marvel and kt was a crossover

[deep-space-9000]

Deep Space 9 really had the best time travel episodes of any Star Trek. It had the disturbingly close portrayal of the 2020s, Quark's family causing the Roswell Incident, and the senior staff sneaking onto Kirk's Enterprise where they promptly get in a bar fight (and also prevent the Enterprise from exploding). No one was doing it like DS9.

[lnkdustrial]

i love how Noah calls Hugo emo at some point in the game while looking like this themselves.

like bro ur one to talk? lol

[zllpn]

drew silvia a while ago 🍄

[yeehaw-tguy]

istg if one more person misgenders Noah from mycopsychosys i am going to start throwing things

[mayorsnowflake]

resident alien is a special kind of tonal whiplash bc one second harry will be experiencing depression for the first time and fundamentally not understanding this sharp emptiness that cannot be filled. and then next he’ll be daydreaming about a gas leak blowing up the hawthorne household while ben is in a therapy session with him

[lukesimon-deactivated20170522]

#favorite character meme – 7 scenes – 2. the frame-up job

so let me get this straight. you stole not one, but two paintings, one of which you spent the entire day trying to convince me you did not steal. all because your girlfriend here, an unrepentant inveterate professional liar– well that’s uncalled for. –told you with no evidence whatsoever the ma mystere was a fake. now you’re so sure that she’s right that you not only think that this painting is a fake but every other mettier that was in the house, the entire collection, is also fake? that’s right.

[caption: ten gifs of james sterling, nate ford and sophie devereaux. “arrest them both,” sterling says. “on what charge?” sophie asks, outraged. “theft.” “we’ve brought you back the paintings,” nate points out. “obstructing an investigation.” “we’re helping you with your investgation,” sophie insists. “being annoying and crazy.” “that’s not a crime, since when was that a crime?” nate says, handing sophie a drink. “no, it’s not,” she says. “i don’t care!” sophie and nate sip on their drinks.]

[yeehaw-tguy]

I really don't want to move, but the new republican platform would make living impossible for me if it took effect. I love living in Texas but I dont know how much longer I'll be able to.

[transgender-vulture]

"God you made your character look so CLOCKY. Its CLEARLY a FETISH at this point. God. Why do you have to draw girls with facial hair!? Why do you have to draw guys with small shoulders and wide hips??"

Hey. Question. How do you feel about visibily intersex people? Hey. Answer the question. Why do you feel so deeply uncomfortable seeing someone who doesnt look cis. Hey get back here.

[azspot]

“Because the truth is, tech doesn’t have an image problem. It doesn’t have a message problem. It has an intention problem. What’s wrong with the axe murderer who broke into my house is not that he hasn’t successfully persuaded me to buy into his narrative. What’s wrong is that he’s trying to kill me with an axe. Similarly, when you launch a product that’s designed to put millions of people out of work, block access to sources of verifiable truth, replace human creativity with slop, and lower the barriers to every sort of atrocity, the problem isn’t that you haven’t told the public a good story about those things. The problem is that you are trying to do them.”

— The 40 Most Rage-Inducing Problems in Tech

[santhipoma]

[glasshomewrecker]

Everyone should be aware of nitter.net

for any address to twitter you can replace the “x.com” with “nitter.net” and you will be able to browse as if you have an account. Lifesaver.

Similarly, imginn.com works for most Instagram addresses. I still haven’t found one for Facebook.