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I just realized

I haven't spoken to David (blackdragonmagic) in a while

WHERE IS MY BABY?!

{Muse on execution} "Oh great another old style execution. Man did I transport into the past or something. There's the guy. Annnnd they're taking of the mas- OOOOH. YOOOOO NOO. WHAT THE FUC- NOO. FUUUUCK NO NOT SETTLING FOR THIS. FUCK THAT SHIT. THESE BITCHES ARE GETTING A DRAGON ON THEIR HANDS. I'M GUNNA EAT A FEW BITCHES CAUSE NO." And then David went dragon and ate some bitches while saving Barbie's ass. It would've been beautiful.

#blackdragonmagic #((Man Big Jim Rennie would finally see something BIG #I'M LAUGHING TOO HARD HERE!! SEND HELP!!))

x

meme: Send me a ‘x’ for my muses reaction to yours biting them.

"…take your fucking clothes off, David. Now."

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★☆(maybe)♣ ▲▼♪☾ (As long as it's not anything Cthulu related. i've already done that once man. Never again.) (And it said one but I'm allowed to send all that I'd do bite me)

"Cthulu related...? No...don't tell me."

#blackdragonmagic #I'm okay with all of this

◙ (*Dumps all the condoms on Barbie*)

meme: For every ◙ I get my character will blurt a painfully embarrassing thought they’ve had about yours/a character of your choosing

"I kind of want him to show me how good he is with his hands…"

#blackdragonmagic #((are you trying to say something with all that condoms David...))

{Whispers} Everyone else is praising you, so I thought I'd let y'know you have a handsome faaace. {Face touches and slinks away}

Thank you! Oh no, come back here, mister." grabs David's arm and pulls his friend back and against him. "Where's my kiss?"

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"you are mine," (cause why da fuq not)

"Only if you are mine too."

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