Wow, never seen spider-blackhat headcanon before, but did you know spiders are scared of spiders too? More specifically, one particular menace.
Talking about pelican (assassin) spider. It basically spent all of its evolution points on one thing: hunting other spiders. That's literally all it eats.
Here's how it hunts. The pelican spider finds another spider's web, sneaks up, and starts tugging on the silk with its legs, pretending to be a fly that's gotten stuck. The poor spider comes running over, thinking it's about to grab an easy meal and instead gets jumped by the assassin spider.
It stabs its victim, lifts it up with those ridiculously long jaws, injects its venom, and then kinda holds it there for about five minutes, staring into its soul. It waits for the venom to kick in before finally eating it.
And yep—in the wild, web-building spiders avoid this abomination at all costs because they're absolutely terrified of it.
Oh, and since you're a spider and this made you panic, I've got some good news: This psycho only lives in Australia.
So yeah absolutely villain, just in case.
This does not concern me. You understand I'm not an actual spider, yes? Or are you so moronic that you cannot tell?
Regardless, I'm passing this onto Dr. Flug. Scientific inquiries are more his thing.
