#laszlo mention

[scapegoats-villainous]

"Good day, people of the internet! I do not know how to use this website (I am 159. Forgive me for any errors.) My name is Laszlo Samuel Eden, and I am running this blog with my lovely lady wife, Lillith! Considering we have been around since the mid 1800s, we have plenty to share and talk about. Now, you may be asking, "Laszlo, you charming gentleman, how are you still alive?" to which I say, "IT'S BECAUSE OF BLACK MAGIC AND NOT MY OWN. I WOULD NEVER-" ahem- regardless- yes. My wife and I were cursed by the wretched Blackhat (136 years ago now!) I was cursed with dying in gruesome fashion every day (49674 days or so at the point of writing), and my wife- well, I'm sure she'll explain her own curse. All of this was brought on because the "Illustrious Lord Black Hat" IS A MAJOR SOD and was crabby that my lovely wife wasn't interested in him! So now here we are. I'll toss this over to my wonderful wife so she can provide her own introduction." - Laszlo

" I am Lillith Aria Eden, former lament singer and performer. Despite being made immortal and muted by Black Hat's curse.. at least, sentences he himself has not spoken.. this is all text, and I doubt that will become an issue. My husband decided this blog would be a good use of time, since we are running out of new books to read and new movies we enjoy. I like to see him happy, so I agreed to join him here. I will also answer questions here alongside him. " -Lillith

Hello! Admin Tom here! I am the owner of Laszlo and am Admin Katie's boyfriend! I also drew the PFP for the blog/the intro image. My main blog is @verygayshark, and I am running quite a few RP/ask blogs, so I'm not very new to doing so! This blog is a sideblog of my main, but any asks regarding Lillith will be sent to her to answered in character. We hope you enjoy the blog! -Admin Tom

Hey! I'm Admin Katie, I made Lillith and I am Tom's girlfriend! My main blog is @spindadots, and I also run other ask blogs! I will answer questions and post art here relating to Lillith. Thank you for checking us out!! :D -Admin Katie

also p.s. we're open to other villainous blogs reaching out in character- bonus points for blackhats lol :) -admin tom

[scapegoats-villainous]

VOICECLAIMS

Laszlo: Laszlo Cravensworth, played by Matt Berry, clip here

Lillith: Chiyo, Chiyo, clip here

[blackhat-asks]

" To Black Hat,

May this letter find you in time, as that is all I can ask after 100 years of this nonsense. I am nearing the end of my patience. If you had simply cursed only I then I would not be needing to do this.. and you could remove this at any time for free, as you had stated countless times in mockery.

But now you hesitate? We know what you did in London all those decades ago, which you blamed Laszlo.. using his career as validation. But I know why you blamed *him* of all men. You are still envious of us. Because you could not intimidate admiration into me with power and money. I was treated with equality and respect, and chose him over you for it.

My curse can be the end of your reputation since I can quote every threat you had ever spoke to me word for word with it. You merely made me unable to rephrase it in any other way. Your business and reputation can all vanish overnight if we have the mind to. Acknowledge and uncurse us, or we will be forced to uphold our threat.

-Lillith Aria Eden "

(@scapegoats-villainous)

𝑅𝑒𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎? 𝒜𝓃𝑜𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓈𝑒 𝓁𝑒𝓉𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓈? 𝐼𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓎 𝑒𝓍𝓅𝑒𝒸𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝑜 𝒶𝓃𝓎𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓈𝒽𝓇𝑒𝒹𝒹𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓎 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝓈𝑜𝓇𝑒𝓁𝓎 𝓂𝒾𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓀𝑒𝓃.

-𝕷𝖔𝖗𝖉 𝕭𝖑𝖆𝖈𝖐𝕳𝖆𝖙

[scapegoats-villainous]

Waitwaitwait!!! YOU TURNED DOWN BLACKHAT???? WHAT???

" Yes, for a variety of reasons ranging from his actions to his words. He is only really a gentleman when he wants things, when he was being genuinely interested in somebody while he was human ( and, in this case he was interested in me ), he treated it more as a obligation for me to be with him because he was the " best there was to be offered "., and also made it clear if I didn't get with him… well, that he could make me regret it.

He tried to convince me to love him when I did not to begin with, and then tried to bargain and threaten when I made it clear i didn't, and when he let me leave to " see how life was out there without him " and he messaged me to asked had I changed my mind yet..

I told him I had gotten engaged to the man I loved long before he even met me. And he was furious and threw a tantrum like a entitled child over it. He viewed love as a service he could buy or bargain for, something to gloat over like a trophy but not truly feel or support when in a relationship.

Laszlo has always been the most genuinely kind, honest, open and loyal man I had known. He was honest when he was weak and was very passionate about his odd interests to me. He would worry over me greatly over small things, comfort me at the slightest hint of upset… and I love him for himself.

I don't think Black Hat would have made me happy in a relationship, when he made me feel so uncomfortable and small even before that. "

- Lillith

[scapegoats-villainous]

" Laszlo, how many times have I told you to not message members of the organization that cursed us? I would rather not be cursed any more than i already am. When you die tomorrow, undoubtedly in a more messy and gruesome way than usual, I expect you to clean the mess, alone this time. " -Lillith

"It was worth a shot, my love! Who knows! It may work! probably not, but maybe!" -Laszlo