For the OTP ask meme, i was gonna say Blackhill, but let's spice things up and say blackhill13?
Valk I love you and I hope you know that
Which one sexts like a straight white boy?
Natasha, when Maria is with the World Council or Sharon is in a CIA meeting, she does this to annoy them, but the time is better spent reading Natasha’s texts rather than listening to The Straight White Old Men speaking
Which one cried during a fucking disney movie?
Natasha (see the other ask) but Sharon does too sometimes, there’s something about what Natasha sees in those movies that makes her see them in a light she never did before
Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave?
Maria (see the other ask) because Sharon doesn’t get up until she can properly function and Natasha is always on her toes
Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing?
Natasha!!! She does it succefully with Sharon most of the times, but Maria sometimes realizes she’s approaching, but still lets her have her fun
Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner?
Both Sharon and Maria use Natasha as a human radiator, fight me on this!!!
Who had that embarassing Reality TV marathon?
The three of them, snuggled up, because there’s no other way to watch Reality TV. Sharon made them popcorn and chips and was rewarded with Maria falling asleep on her. Natasha took 137 pictures of them and tagged them all #HowCanYouSleepWhenTGBBOisPlaying.
Who laughs more during sex?
They all do (but Sharon usually starts it, Maria and Natasha were a lot more serious in bed before the three of them started dating)
WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON?
Natasha usually likes to snuggle up in the middle, both because Sharon and Maria get to use her as a radiator and because she feels she finally found a home when they’re both so close to her