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[mulderscully]

that scene in a christmas carol when scully is sitting on the couch with tears in her eyes looking at the tree and a hand comes up from behind her and when she turns around it’s the memory of melissa. yeah, that’s what christmas feels like when you have a dead loved one. this episode is evil and melissa didn’t have to die. but that scene nails it.

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❥ fern green

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[tomatoluvr69]

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Hi 😘 going to put on my silly AU glasses for a sec and talk about my silly little Beejhawk fake marriage fic B) (those are the glasses lololol)

So obviously this takes place in the strange alternate universe where there’s no homophobia but there’s still like......yknow, war and the draft and stuff. Basically, the idea here is that BJ’s not married because Peg is a lesbian and he magically somehow knows who he is. (But honestly I couldn’t resist still making Erin his biological father. WAIT clearly Erin’s not his father omfg but it’s kind of funny so I’m leaving it. You get the picture :) and there’s some really flimsy plot shoehorning where BJ is about to be moved to Battalion Aid, until Potter mentions a weird loophole where they’re less likely to send someone in who’s married/has a family. And Erin doesn’t apparently count because Peg and her magical wonderful actually-in-her-league wife are the two people listed on her birth certificate.

So everyone’s very upset by this development and they’re like ‘gee if only there was some nurse who’d marry our robust little woof woof whom we love very much’ and Margaret’s like ‘I would do it but I’m technically still married to Donald’ but then Hawkeye blurts out marry ME I’ll do it anything for you Beejy boy my beloved <3 so now they have to pull off a last minute mess tent wedding and say vows to each other and both of them are of course Tortured and Pining and pretty much the whole camp aside from a select few think they’re actually in love so they’re being told all over about how oh we KNEW there was something going on we’re so THRILLED you two finally figured it out <3 and then they’re all like We pulled you some strings and set up this achingly romantic whirlwind honeymoon to Osaka (because why not!!) where.....wouldn’t you know it.......THERE WAS ONLY ONE BED..............

And basically all of this mad pining drama continues where they’re both really loving getting to shower the other with their very real secret affection AND being in excruciating pain UNTIL maybe I’m thinking one of them goes into kiss the other and the other’s like ‘hey, you know Hawk/Beej there isn’t anyone around right now you don’t have to pretend hahaha’ and they’re like Oh Oops Haha Unless.....and then they both Realize and have a secret second wedding ceremony with only the people who knew the wedding was fake all along. And then on the way home they have a second, real honeymoon in uuuuuhhhhh idk Alaska I guess, cause that’s sort of on the way :) YEAH and then BJ can teach Hawkeye to fish in those beautiful cold clear rivers up there and Hawkeye already knows how to fish because Daniel taught him but he pretends he doesn’t because then BJ will put his arms around him for awhile :) and they live happily ever after, the end :)

[writefasttalkevenfaster]

I will be breaking hiatus to liveblog the SVU and OC episodes tonight!

I haven't had a night off in....well weeks so this will be fun!

[drinkingdeadpeopletea]

critical role :]

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❥ blue wildflowers

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[jedi-anakin]

I decided to make a poll and do gif the top 10, so

vote for your favourite fictional president