Last one. I posted this before, but it was really late at night and I don't think anyone saw it. Basically, a 007 Teen Wolf Sterek crossover. Blacknwhitecow, can I just take a minute and say thank you? Even though I'm rubbish and terrible at getting these out to you in a reasonable fashion, you continue to prompt me and you always seem to like the fills. So thank you for sticking with me and not hating me. You are a wonderful person.
"005 reporting for duty." Stiles, or "S" as he went by in Q branch, looked up from his desk at the agent now standing in front of Q. He had to fight to keep his jaw from dropping open. The agent was hot. Like drop dead gorgeous, bang him against any and every available surface hot. Stiles would even go so far as to say he was better looking than 007, and that was saying something. The guy had to be new, because stile hadn't seen him around before.
"Ah yes. 005, pleasure to meet you. Here's your gun, your radio, and the memory stick you'll need in order to transfer the information over to us. I do believe that's everything. I'll be in your ear the whole time. Good luck out there, Hale. Do return the equipment in one piece," Q replied. As the agent turned to leave the room, he caught Stiles’s eye and winked. Caught by surprise, Stiles whipped his chair around and accidentally slammed into his own desk. He didn't even know 005's first name an already he was in deep, if his reaction was anything to go by.
It had been several months since his first mission, and Derek believed he was doing rather well as a double-oh. So far he had escaped anything fatal and had a relatively high success rate in his missions. He was welcomed by the other agents and was respected by everyone else. There was just one person that seemed determined to piss him off as much as possible, one of the Q branch techs. Derek couldn't deny that S was good looking. He also couldn't deny that he was damn annoying. Snarky, flippant, easily excitable, and had a strange habit either disappearing, breaking something, or hurting himself whenever Derek walked in. He was, however, good at his job. He was full of information about almost anything and was the go-to guy if you needed something looked up or researched. He seemed pretty easy going and friendly with others. Especially Scott McCall, aka 003. From what Derek could tell, they were really good friends even outside of work. So why did it seem like S enjoyed making Derek's life a living hell? All they ever did was snark at each other, back as forth. S would make fun of the agent, calling him "sourwolf," of all things, saying he looked grumpy all the time, he should smile more, blah blah blah. So, in return, Derek would return broken equipment, knowing that S would be the one that had to fix it, would make him research something a second time because Derek purposely left out important details or thought the information was wrong. They called each other names and shouted at each other constantly. All in all, it wasn't a very good working relationship and it pissed off everyone around them. 007 had threatened to jam Derek's gun and Q told Stiles that he would give his computer a virus if it didn't stop. They tried, really, it just didn't work.
"Dammit 005! Can't you return a piece of equipment that hasn't been broken? Just once, is that really too much to ask? Jesus, it's like dealing with a child." Stiles had officially had it. The mission should have been simple, even with Hale being assigned to it. Why Stiles had believed it would really be that easy was beyond him. Hale had brought back his gun and radio in fragments. Less than half of the weapon had come back and the radio was beyond help now.
"It's not my fault you can't make a weapon properly. I honestly don't know why you're even in Q branch," Derek retorted. The second the words were out, he regretted them. "Look, S-" It was too late. The words had hurt Stiles more than Derek could guess, and he was thoroughly pissed off now.
"Get out 005. Find yourself another tech, we're done here."
"GET OUT!" Stiles grabbed the nearest object, which happened to be an empty mug, and threw it at the agent.
"That wasn't meant for me was it?" Derek couldn't believe it. The cup had missed him, but not by much. Had he really angered S this badly?
"Come on, 005. Time to go." Bond grabbed Derek by his arms and led him away from the desk. When had he gotten there? Q must have called him for backup. Derek left quietly, still thinking about the look on S’s face. He had looked absolutely gutted. Derek felt sick.
Q branch was quiet, almost everyone on lunch break for once. Stiles had been ordered to stay and finish up what should have been a simple coding program, finished in less than 20 minutes. Instead, it had taken him nearly two hours to complete because every so often he would hit a ridiculous snag that would take him forever to fix. He sighed. He was tired and starving and completely annoyed. He grumbled to show his annoyance and stabbed his keyboard.
“Having trouble?” Stiles so did not scream and whirled around, managing to bang his elbow into his desk. Derek raised his eyebrows and crossed his arms.
“Stupid double-oh’s, thinking they’re so cool just because they can sneak up on people,” Stiles muttered.
“Can I talk to you for a minute?” Derek asked, dropping his arms. He relaxed his stance so he wouldn’t put S in a worse mood. The tech’s brows drew together and he opened his mouth as if to say something rude and tell him to leave. Instead, his mouth snapped shut and he nodded. “Thank you. Look, I shouldn’t have said that about you. It was horrible, and I hated myself the second I said that. Everyone knows you’re one of the best techs in Q branch, besides Q. You’re full of information and incredibly smart and you fix my stuff all the time. We argue all the time, but I…I enjoy it. It…it grounds me, I guess? I’m sorry, I’m horrible at this “feelings” stuff. But I know I stepped too far the other day. I can’t begin to tell you how sorry I am.” Derek stopped and took a deep breath. Stiles decided to take advantage of the silence.
“I’m sorry too.” Derek’s head snapped up, disbelief and shock written on his face. “I said some not so nice things, too. Plus, I threw a mug at your head.”
“You missed my head,” Derek couldn’t resist teasing. Stiles glared for a moment.
“It’s the thought that counts.” Derek broke out into a laugh, thrilled that they seemed to have patched things up. Suddenly, he noticed the slight way S was fidgeting and his breathing that seemed to have picked up. He took a few steps forward, right into the other man’s personal space. S’s breath hitched, and his eyes dropped to Derek’s mouth. Slowly, he brought himself up so they were closer in height. He brought his eyes up to Derek’s silently making sure this was okay. When he didn’t receive an answer, his gaze dropped again, his hand came up to Derek’s face, and he crushed their mouths together. Finally being given what he had longed for, Derek growled, pushing S into the desk, his hands wrapping around the tech’s waist. Things went from quick to rapid speed, as they were both finally giving in to their feelings and desires. Derek’s suit jacket was on the floor, Stiles’s sweater and shirt unbuttoned, with belt undone, and Derek’s pants were nearly on the floor. Hands raked through soft hair, and both would be grateful later that no one was around to hear the sounds they were making. Well, almost no one.
“Holy shit! What the hell are you doing?” They pulled away from each other, just enough to have some space and breathing room, but still touching everywhere else. Dazedly, they turned to see who had interrupted them.
“Oh, Scott. Hey man, what’s up? What are you doing here?” Stiles asked.
“I was coming to see if you wanted to grab lunch, but I see you’re already busy grabbing…something else. Thank you very much for that, now I will never be able to unsee…this.” Scott gestured at the pair of them still tangled and doing nothing to rectify their current situation. “In fact, I should tell M. I think I’ll go right now and tell her.”
“Do that, and she’ll find out all about California,” Derek replied blithely, making Scott go pale. S looked back and forth between the two, confusion and amusement written all over his face. Derek had to bite back a smile-this was actually fun.
“Stiles, do something!” Scott whined.
“Sorry, Scotty. No can do. You walked in on us, remember? Now please, walk back out,” Stiles was ready to continue where he and 005 had left off.
“Stiles? What kind of a name is that?” Derek inquired. Stiles blushed, realizing that the agent hadn’t known his name this whole time. Which led him to another train of thought.
“It’s my name, thank you very much. And it’s a nickname. Besides, Hale, I still don’t know your name,” Stiles retorted.
“It’s Derek.” They just looked at each other for a minute, both feeling that something more profound had passed between them. Then, they remembered the situation they were in, and their lips met again. As wrapped up as they were in each other, neither noticed Scott leaving or the fact that both Q and Bond were trying to silence their laughter. Scott glared at them.
“How long have you known about them?” He demanded.
“For too bloody long,” Bond replied.
“Really, it’s a relief they’ve finally done it. All that sexual tension was draining,” Q seconded. Scott looked behind him, at the double-oh agent and the Q branch tech, his friends, finally figuring out their feelings for each other. Well, if they were happy, Scott was happy. Plus, M really didn’t need to know about California. So, really, everyone was a winner. “But I swear, if they ruin my computers,” Q threatened.
“Now Q. I’m sure your computers will be fine. Besides, you didn’t seem all that worried about them earlier, when we were in that position.” Bond winked, Q smirked, and Scott grimaced. He had to get the hell out of there, now. Derek and Stiles were still completely caught up in their own little world. They had found each other, finally, and they couldn’t be happier. Derek’s grunts and Stiles’s moans were proof enough of that.