“Wait so what do you do on Easter??”
Translation: Wait, you don’t believe in Jesus Christ Lord and savior? Don’t worry, I don’t either. I do, however believe in secular capitalist Christianity, and can’t picture people living outside of that. You, as someone who doesn’t celebrate Easter, threatens me personally, because if you’re not buying chocolate and plastic eggs and that shitty fake grass, then all of capitalism is at risk! Oh! My poor conservative values! Look what you’re doing to the nation!!












