#blacksmokeandbrightlight

[whatladybird]

Liz!!!! Happy birthday!!!!!!!!!

thank you darling!!!!!

[sixerpines]

oh mY GOD RAY WHAT IS THAT VIDEO

THE ONLY VIDEO THAT MATTERS

[sixerpines]

Albert Einstein, Nikola Tesla, Plato

why are you all doing this to me

husband: TESLA alright alright alright alright

best friend: einstein teach me physics big boy

brother: plato, tell me about atlantis and confirm your sexuality while youre at it

[sixerpines]

Hans, Mitt Romney, Stalin

KAYLA ALREADY SENT ME MITT ROMNEY UGH

Husband: HANS we can be manipulative asshole cockwallops together and finish each others satanic rituals

Best friend: give me ur money mitt i'm ur friend

brother: if stalin is my bro can i get away with sharing this list of top ten communism jokes with the entirety of russia and live

[whyamiamusicmajor]

Hey guys! Still a big fan of the blog! I was wondering if you could help me out: I'm a composition major, and I'm entering a contest to try to get my name out there. The problem is, the piece is for brass quintet (w/ bass trombone instead of tuba), and I don't play any brass instruments, and I'm not at a "real music school", so I really don't know anyone who does. So, if any of your followers plays trumpet, horn, trombone, or bass trombone, could you send them my way? I'd really appreciate it.

Hey it's today's round of help the follower do the thing! Help him out guys!

[mathprofessorquotes]

Homework is worth 10%, because I know you're all going to google the problems and I can't give you more than 10% for googling something.

Functional Analysis Professor

[mathprofessorquotes]

The definition of the college lecture is a mechanism of moving information from the notes of the professor to the notes of the student without it moving through the minds of either.

Differential equations professor

[whyamiamusicmajor]

Hi guys, I've got a bit of an odd request here, and I understand if you don't want to post it. I'm working on a music degree focusing in composition, and I've actually been asked to write a few things already. One of them has a violin and cello part, and I'd really like it if a violinist and cellist could look over the pieces and let me know if they're playable, because I've never written for them before. If you could just share this and tell them to contact me, that would be great! Thanks!

totes bby