dan and herbert in the mooorning

Wix. 22. ISTP. Ace. She/her. Massachusetts. Writing grad student. Contact me if you need a fic beta! Currently hooked on: • Gravity Falls • Rick and Morty • Always Sunny • Re-Animator

[notevenlxvely-deactivated202101]

“i don’t want to die, sometimes wish i’d never been born at all”

every depressed gen z and millennial:

[fuchsiamae]

an incomplete list of unsettling short stories I read in textbooks

the scarlet ibis

marigolds

the diamond necklace

the monkey’s paw

the open boat

the lady and the tiger

the minister’s black veil

an occurrence at owl creek bridge

a rose for emily

(I found that one by googling “short story corpse in the house,” first result)

the cask of amontillado

the yellow wallpaper

the most dangerous game

a good man is hard to find

some are well-known, some obscure, some I enjoy as an adult, all made me uncomfortable between the ages of 11-15

add your own weird shit, I wanna be literary and disturbed

[repulsion-gel]

The Tell-Tale Heart, The Gift of the Magi, The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calavaras County, Thank You Ma'am

[allyitis]

the box social by james reaney. i remember we all had to silently read it in class, and you would hear the moment everyone reached the Part because some people would audibly go “what”

[fuchsiamae]

wHat did I just put my eyes on

[schrodingers-rufus]

“The Veldt” by Ray Bradbury

Not quite a short story, but read in class: “The Monsters are Due on Maple Street” from The Twilight Zone

[w3rewolf-th3rewolf]

Harrison Bergeron, Cat and the Coffee Drinkers

[rebel-against-reality]

“Where are you going and where have you been” by Joyce carol oates

[brokencharcoal]

[hellmandraws]

Travelling the Arctic with your weird uncles.

[la-nita]

Thanks for the memories! ♥

[listenmyguy]

all of america rn

[sclera]

ok we're settling this discourse right now

put ur zodiac sign in the tags & if you like or dislike:

- pineapple on pizza - mint ice cream / mint chocolate - ketchup in mac n’ cheese - fries dipped in ice cream

[chrisbrecheenwritingaboutwriting]

[return-victorious]

A City of Ruby and Rain.

If that wasn’t super YA sounding, I would use it.

[dharmagun]

A DOGPARK OF OPALS AND HEAT

[hypotheticalwoman]

a shopping centre of emeralds and cold

[csevet]

A Cousin’s House of Pearls and Cold Sun

[thesharkapologist]

A Rite Aid of Garnet and Cloudy

[femmedplume]

A Grandma’s of Sapphire and Night

[theimportanceofbeingbookish-dea]

A Work of Emerald and Night

[srazar-left]

A Country of Ruby and Storms

[ratherinterestingmilkshake]

A Home of Saphires and Warmth

[unwriter-sc]

A University of Tanzanite and Clouds

[scholarlypidgeot]

A Classroom of Peridot Sun

[schrodingers-blursed-kitty]

A cafe of amethyst and cold

[st-isidore-wannabe-deactivated2]

An Office of Ruby and Rain

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

A Pub of Turquoise and Clouds

[sentient-cargo-shorts]

a college of emeralds and sun

[catholicreluctantly-deactivated]

A bed of Ruby and sun

[paper-ish]

The Community Centre of Opal and Light Snow

[aidenjaxwrites]

A house of opal and snow

[obviousplant]

What’s your next career?

[adamdrivers]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

@dailynarnia come collect your anon

[dailynarnia]

listen

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[minotauri]

mom said it’s my turn to conjure the old gods

[angelicguy]

i hate how piglet is ribbed like an earthworm

[brixtonlore]

anyway take this quiz to see which 2 greek gods sum up ur personality

[valdomarx]

Venom (2018) + Mark Kermode’s Secrets of Cinema: The Romcom

“For all its familiar tropes, the romcom proves infinitely malleable.“

[j0jin-deactivated20210309]

[mockwa]

Beethoven — Fur Chiken

[sevensables]

#this is the first time for me where i can DEFINITELY identify my last 2 brain cells in a tumblr post (via legionofpotatoes)