Oct 31, 2024
DO YOU BOOP YOUR PAW AT ME, MA'AM?!?
I DO
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DO YOU BOOP YOUR PAW AT ME, MA'AM?!?
I DO
BAP BAP BAP 🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾
Yknow, I forget Starlight is a fic that exists and also where I got the idea for mercher consorts from
I feel like I should just bring it to attention again, idk- ABRG predecessor
Bestie you told me about Starlight and then we were talking about it and then you came up with like, ABRG as a premise. How could you forget?!?! 😝😝
Hehe it's the og. Would you like an aesthetic for it so you can make a post? I have to read it anyways it's been collecting dust in my bookmarks section 🙈
Your amputee kaz has given me brainrot
He's made his way into my greatest showman au and I'm half sure I'm going to let him stay
Oh 👀👀
Actually?!?!?! Bestie I'm HONORED 🥺🥺🥺
It's okay if he can't stay but if he does I am HAPPY and HONORED 👀🥹
Alveld headcanons cos I didn't have enough time to send you them yesterday!
These are a mix of modern and random
Alys is "sweetheart" or "babe/baby"
Jordie is "my dear" and "my love"
Alys loves Jordie's rural accent, she's about the only person in Ketterdam who does
Jordie loves Alys' singing voice. He would never ever tell her to stop singing (not that that would stop her)
Jordie's love languages are gifts and acts of service
Alys' love languages are quality time and acts of service
(Modern au) All their film nights turn into sleepovers
Kaz has learnt to knock before barging into Jordie's room in the morning. He's never caught them doing anything bad but he lives in fear
Alys likes to play with Jordie's hair. Sometimes it puts Jordie to sleep
(Modern au) Alys has a picture of Jordie fast asleep as her lock screen. He doesn't know how she got it and she won't tell him
Alys cannot cook, no matter how many times Jordie has tried to teach her. He doesn't mind, though, he likes cooking for her
Alys thinks she would be great at living on a farm. She would not be
They like to play pranks on Kaz and Wylan and mortify them. I'm talking calling each other "shnuckims" and "poohbear" when Wylan and Kaz are around. They have literally, physically been paid to stop
Jordie loves books and Alys loves to hear him ramble about books
I thought these up last night, bestie, there may be more but I think that's all. Enjoy 🤗
Omg gimme gimme
I love all forms of HCs love
Nicknames are on par for rich boy farm girl
Asdfghjkl I love that. Jordie talks and people restrain themselves from being like "ew country" and Alys is over here like 😍🥰
"It's not that she's bad at singing, it's that she never stops" "I know, isn't it great?
I love them both being acts of service. Jordie being gifts makes sm sense. Like the flowers and stuff hehe. Also not even like romantically I mean when they were kids he was always trying to get Kaz stuff even when they were dirt poor. Alys being quality time is so bittersweet cause yk Jan barely spends any time with her so it's like ofc she wants people who love her and who she loves to spend time with her and she wants to be around them 🥺🥹 Alys is gonna be the best stay at home mom <33
Hehehehe I'm imagining Alys drooling on Jordie's shoulder and he's just asleep with his head on hers like 😴😪 and Kaz is like 🤨 but always covers them up with a blanket
Hehehehehehehe Kaz refuses to have any images of them in his head besides wholesome hehe. (This habit developed after Wylan caught Alys and Jordie snogging on her piano bench and told Kaz to beware unless he wanted to be traumatized forever)
Aw 🥺🥺 The messy hair >>>>
Tehehehehehe she has her ways. You know Jordie doesn't care even a little bit
Aw 🥰 Hehe she's like "We don't have any vinegar can we just use olive oil?" "No!" I love it
She's determined, if anything at least. I'm just imagining Kaz is like "Jordie she wouldn't last a day" "I'd take care of her" "You and what army?" "She could take care of the animals" "She'd be terrified" *Jordie contemplating whether Alys would run away from chickens or name them all immediately*
POOR WYLAN AND KAZ. "If you hear banging it's me trying to bash my brains open on my desk" "Kaz that's a little dramatic-" "I can just blow both of us up, Kaz" "Bring them with us we can all go to hell together" "You two have issues"
JORDIE BOOK NERD >>>>>>
I love them bestie thank you 🤗 (Is this you passively preparing me for your inevitable ask?)
Trials of a Hero Snippet
Matthias glared at her. He would track her movements, only she wasn’t moving now. She was knelt in front of him – the first human who’d lowered herself to his level in years – and had her arms slightly outstretched, but she wasn’t moving. She held his gaze. There was no fear in the depths of her green eyes. Only curiosity.
Matthias couldn’t decide if that was worse or better.
She wasn’t moving. Matthias’ eyes tracked her face instead. The back of his head stung, so did the side of his face from where the sand had bitten into his cheek.
“Who are you?” He snapped. Some form of fear grated against his voice, turning it bitter and gravelly.
She had been looking at his injuries. Now, she raised her eyes to meet his own. They were… kind.
“I’m here to help.”
Matthias shrank away from her. He was aware he looked like a cornered animal. He wondered if he should bare his teeth, growl like he had been taught, to complete the image.
“Who are you?” He demanded. The woman shuffled slightly closer to him. “Do not touch me!”
She stopped, something close to fear touching her face. “I’m sorry,” she said. “You’re hurt, I only-”
“Do not,” Matthias interrupted. The woman nodded. She turned her head away and pulled something out of the depths of her skirt.
It was a small vial, wrapped in a cloth. She laid the cloth across her knees and uncorked the vial with her teeth.
“What is that?”
She raised her eyes to his again as she daubed a small amount of ointment onto the cloth from the vial. “It’s a balm,” she said. “It will sooth your wounds, allow them to heal.” She held out her hand. “If you let me…”
“Are you a witch?”
She shook her head. “No,” she said. “I’m just here to help.”
The word ‘why’ curled at the back of Matthias’ throat. He swallowed it back. He adjusted himself, hugging his split knuckles close to his bare chest, the stone shelf he used as a bed digging into his back.
“What do you call yourself?” He asked, allowing his eyes to track her again. His gaze dipped down her throat, past her white bodice and red skirt to the white cloth that lay across its folds. She corked the vial again, drawing his eyes to her hands.
“What?”
“What do you call yourself?” Matthias repeated. He met her green eyes again. Green like the forest canopies he had run under as a cub. “What name did the Gods give you?”
She laughed at the way he spoke. Matthias glared at her. She didn’t seem to notice as she shook waves of hair away from her face. “My name’s Nina Zenik,” she said, sounding proud. Her voice dropped to a gentler cadence when she spoke again. “You’re Matthias Helvar, aren’t you?”
Matthias nodded, slowly, confused. “That is the name the Gods gave me,” he said. His eyes flickered to the door of his cell. The open door. The open door that Nina was blocking. “They all call me the Wolf Soldier. It is not,” he looked back at Nina, “my name.”
Nina was watching him carefully. “It’s not right, then,” she said, “that they call you that.”
Matthias shook his head. He allowed his hands to drop from his chest slightly, to relax.
“How do you know my name?” He asked. “My name, not their name for me. The name the Gods gave me.”
Nina turned her head away from him, a small smile touching her lips. It was something beautiful. Natural beauty, like the plains of ice on a glacier or the colour of a river when the sun touched it.
“The Gods told me,” she said. Matthias frowned. He snatched his hands back up to his chest, shrinking away from her further.
He should not trust a woman like this.
“So you are a witch,” he said.
“No!”
“A priestess, then?” He asked and hated the excitement in his voice. Nina shook her head.
“Then what?” Matthias snarled. “How do you speak to the Gods? Why have they told you about me?”
Nina raised her hands in a placating motion. “I’m a servant of the Gods,” she said. “Not a priestess and certainly not a witch. And what’s going on here,” she turned her head to look over her shoulder, “it’s not right,” she hissed.
Matthias was inclined to agree. He turned his head away, gritting his teeth together. “Djel cannot stand for it,” he muttered. “I did nothing wrong. Only what was asked of me.”
Nina didn’t reply to him. His eyes snapped to her, though he kept his head turned away. She was just looking at him.
“I’m here to help you,” Nina said again. She picked up the cloth from her skirt. “Please, let me help. You’re hurt.”
Matthias said nothing for a moment. He watched her. He had every right to be suspicious. Why did he want to trust her?
“Which God sent you?”
Nina raised her eyebrows, as if she was surprised. “Fate,” she said simply. Matthias stared at her, watching her face for any trace of a lie. Wordlessly, he held out his hand and turned his head away.
I hope you enjoy, bestie. May this heal your migraine <33
Yay yay yay yay!!!
Excellent start: Glaring
Matthias literally being rabid is kinda 👁️🫦👁️
"I'm helping you." "Why would you do that?" "Ah I see you have abandonment issues." It's okay Matthias you both do
Cell??? Nina how did you find Matthias' cell????
Matthias' is like: cornered animal, can't trust woman, scary woman with scary vial.... She has pretty eyes and pretty smile <3
"Who sent you?" "Fate?" OH LIKE YOU WERE FATED TO BE TOGETHER???? BLAIZE WTF YOU GENIUS
Bestie I'm so excited. SO excited please I need to finish my shit so we can write Helnik AUs together
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Thank you bestie 🥺🥰🩷
I'm thinking about ABRG kumarden, as you do
Like, them getting home from a party or smt where they've, yknow, met Jesper and Wylan and poor Mart had to speak to Jesper for the entire night and just
Mart: What do you see in him?
Ayden: Who?
Mart: Jesper
Ayden: He is like my brother
Mart: Fair. *to Kuwei* What did YOU see in him?
Like, it's completely innocent, he seriously can't wrap his head around it
As you do ofc ofc
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
Mart's so confused. I love that the Mart and Jesper rivalry is mostly on Jesper, Mart just participates. Like if this was Jesper it would purely be aggression 😂
APFT Memes (cos I don't think we've actually done memes for apft bestie)
I thought we did some APFT meme but like... Definitely not enough. We are sorely lacking in the meme department.
Bestie the Inej one is actually so upsetting I did not like that moment it made me scareddddddddddd
Hehehehe these are great bestie. Second one wins I love it.