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Blank 3x01 English Subtitles is up!
We’re back! I’m excited to see where this final season is going to go. Many thanks to @hakkepeiling for help with Norwegian culture specifics! 💕
Watch it here!
Blank 3x01 Clip Was that why you came? Transcript
Ida: Now I’m actually a little impressed. I simply didn’t expect Markus Berg to come back to fix things. Markus: Sorry, it’s.. I can’t fix it now because I don’t have to tools, so I can come back or.. Ida: I think we have what you need in the shed there
Markus: In the shed
Ida: It’s open
Markus: Yeah
Markus: Hello? Markus: I’m done
Ida: Thank you
Markus: It was the least I could do
Ida: So it was
Markus: Have you had the place for long?
Ida: Almost two years. Together with my brother still, with some support from mum and dad.
Markus: But it’s only you working here?
Ida: Yes, right now. The girl who worked here quit, so. What about you? Are you back in the area? Markus: Yes, or I’m going to Trondheim.
Ida: It wasn’t the same being Markus Berg in Oslo?
Markus: Well yes, Ida…
Ida: Halvorsen
Markus: Halvorsen
Markus: Have you seen my credit card?
Ida: Was that why you came? Markus: It wasn’t like that, I’ve just forgotten my credit card
Ida: I see
Ida: Why did you lose it yesterday?
Markus: I was drunk and irritated
Ida: Well, there were some annoying people here yesterday. Russ isn’t exactly my favorite.
Markus: Did they stay here for long? Ida: They stayed until I closed.
Markus: Everyone?
Ida: It was a small gang that stayed long. I didn’t quite keep track. Everyone swarmed around the new russ president, you know how it is.
Ida: No, I can’t find it.
Markus: It’s fine. It’s probably at home or something
Markus: Bye!
Ida: Bye!
Det er Markus - It's Markus (Transcript)
Blank 3x01, Clip 1 *This is rough, but I'll fix it when I subtitle the full episode.* Song: Human by Rag'n'Bone Man ... Karoline: Two seconds. Hello? Markus: Hey K: Hi? What's up? M: Turn around. No- now. To the right. K: Oh my god, it's Markus! Okay, I- I- What the hell are you doing here? M: I'm picking you up K: Hi! M: Hey ... K: What is that? Are you kidding? M: No K: Kokosboller? So awesome! M: Remember when you used to eat these all the time? Strangely you didn't get fat K: One doesn't get fat off of Kokosbollers (+ something about money) M: Is that true? K: Yeah K: Is Oslo missing you? M: They almost have to live with it* K: But... Why are you at home? What the fuck? M: What is it? K: This is what you eat off yourself* M: What is it? K: But... Why are you back home? Like this, what's up? M: Isn't it good? K: Yes, but don't you have a lot of work? M: I've quit K: Your job? M: Yeah, I'm moving home again K: No M: Yes K: Are you serious? Why? M: Because I missed you K: No, I don't believe it M: It's true K: No M: Yes K: But what happens now, then? What are you going to do? M: I'm waiting for you and then we'll go to Trondheim together K: To Trondheim M: Mhm. Andreas and I have always talked about starting something. And he lives there, after all. And you can go to teaching school. Isn't that what you want? K: I believe so M: Yeah? ... M: Bye K: See you. Okay? M: Yeah K: Yeah ... Dad: Hi Markus! M: Hello Dad. What is the alarm code? D: The alarm code? What do you need with that? M: I'm at home. So I need the code. D: But we are in Grand Canaria? Why are you hame now? M: No, but can you just tell me the code? I D: It's very funny. (Inaudible) M: Why are you whispering? D: (Inaudible) M: You don't need to whisper Dad, no one's going to know the context D: Pippi M: Pippi? ... M: Yeah yeah. Yes. Fuck. Yeah, it's working now. Christian jobb: Actually this is Christian, Christian from work. Hello?
*I'll figure out the exact translation later
Blank 3x01, after clip 6
Friday, November 1, 2019
You have answered this user’s story:
Congratulations!! It was well earned 💪💰
(She got a position on the Russ board as the finance manager )
A Little Like a Serial Killer (Transcript)
Blank 3x01, Clip 4 Thursday, October 31, 2019
(Scrolls through list of offline friends)
... Chat to Fredrik: Interested in a game? Fredrik: Yes Helicopter over, helicopter! Yes, I see it Good... that's good I got him Yeah, really good, man. Jump out jump out jump out! There are usually people at the church here. Up here up here up here! Just jump out of the boat and come here How do I jump out of the boat? Hey, uh, the "V" key Yeah Where are you? Behind you Good good good. Arg, I'm almost dead I'm running over Good. I'm coming now. I'm there. Further! Enemy here, enemy here! Behind you- Fuck! I'm dead You died? Yeah Okay Oh my god, you're so good. What the fuck? I just did a little snort Where do you live now?/Where are you living? In Moen Still living at home? Yeah, just while I take some courses** Cool, I'm at home now and- I actually just moved home again Did you? Oh yes, cool! Should we just play another one? Start new again? Yeah, but I'm actually little hungry so I think I'm going to eat something first I'm actually starting to notice that myself, I've been playing for a while We could eat something together! We could meet at Haugli and maybe get Pizza or kebob or something? Yeah Hello? Yeah we can do that Yeah? ... Here's a Pepsi Thanks And then here's the kebob It's good though It's good It's a shame you quit (cross country) skiing Did you ski? No, but I remember that- remember that you were really good I was good when I was ten Yeah- When I was ten Yes, I remember that. And it was- It was really fun to watch, when you did it, like So it was.. So it was a pity that you stopped Are you a '99-er or? No, '00-er Okay But I went to "studiespes"/trade school(?) Not electrical.* "Estudiamos espanjoles juntos"... We had Spanish together Yeah! Okay that's right Yes, so that's just why I said that. It was maybe a bit nerdy.. No, no, no! Oh my god. I just didn't remember that we had Spanish (together) No? No, that's completely fine. That isn't very weird actually, because I sat in the back and you sat in the front, so you didn't see me Now it's being to get a little.. Yes (they laugh) Now it's starting to become a little too much A little serial killer-ish Yeah, a little serial killer-ish, actually! "I remember that you sat..." That's right Snapchat: "Orientation in the gym. Get ready to start search and rescue (training)*" Didn't think you guys were together anymore Me and Karoline? Mhm Yes, we're together Good Why didn't you think that? Umm... No, I just though that since you'd moved and such. So... like that... It's really lovely that you guys are still together Yeah? Yeah Yeah, we are together, in any case
--- *There was a lot that I needed to look up for this clip. As always, I'll have a clearer version once the full episode comes out!
**This seems to have to do with him finishing up his course requirements at trade school to get his fagbrev. @hakkepeiling has a good explanation in her notes here
Maybe It Says A Little More About You (Transcript)
Blank 3x01, Clip 3 Wednesday, October 30, 2019
Hi! Hey, hey Hi The king is back Oh, hi, bloody hell (etc) Hi, are you doing well? Yeah, and is everything good with you? We're holding elections for our Russ board* Everyone? No, though Not Jenny But, Elias is the presidential candidate Hey Hey Maybe he'll take over your job Awesome. Shall we get beers this weekend? Yes! We have to do that Yeah? Yeah Saturday? Yeah Let's do it* Okay (General chatter) ... So you've become "that older guy with a car," have you? Yeah, I was just suddenly him Are a lot of people running for president? Only three or four people Then there is hope then What? (Laughing) No, I just think that Elias guy is a bit boring Okay? A bit boring, like... Not a party animal, at least No but... that's good to show some accountability, etc. When you are the Russ president? He has a lot of good, sensible ideas Okay... Cool, what are his ideas? Umm Now I'm excited/intrigued* No... We talked, for example, yesterday that he would remove all of the worst Russ knots (dares/traditions). Just a good idea after #metoo He said that? Why are you laughing? Because he's just saying these things to get people to sleep with him* Huh? So if guys care about equality, it's just because they want to sleep with you? Yes Fuck, then there is zero hope. There are no good guys None? Then of course that sucks Maybe that says a little more about you Good point. That is a very very good point. That's completely true You're an idiot. He's a good guy He's a good guy, I agree. A super great guy. (pause) A guy who wants to sleep with you* Oh my god! Sleep with people a little bit* Okay
*As always, these are a bit rough so I will be fine tuning the wording when I sub the full episode. I'm just trying to churn these out so that I have a transcript ready by the weekend
Markus “I don’t know if you’ve heard about food trucks” Berg
Explain What's Happening (Transcript)
Blank 3x01, Clip 5 Thursday, October 31, 2019
Text, Roar from work: Hi, Markus! This isn't working, you have to call Christian tomorrow to explain what's happening
K: What was that about? M: Nothing K: You sure? M: Yeah K: Okay. No! (Laughing) No. Stop, I'm in the middle of something