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Blank Subtitle Updates!

Okay so I know that Blank is long over and done with and that no one is probably watching it anymore. BUT! My tech issues have been resolved and I finally have a chance to go back in and fix my typos and errors for season 2 (and maybe 1 again, I’m not sure). Of course, I will be going back over everything myself, but if anyone has anything they want to point out I’ll do my best to take it into account! Please know that I already know about “clam “down” lol and have been itching to be able to fix it 😂

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Episode 2 Clip 6 Transcript “Work Tomorrow” - April 27th, 2018

-This is seriously the best sandwich I’ve eaten.

-Guro has deleted all the pictures of Parsa.

-Hmm?

-They have probably been arguing or something

-It’s very dramatic to delete all the pictures, then.

-Guro is very dramatic. Like, at the party they argued about cooking sausages.

-That doesn’t work on me anymore.

-Come on! If we go out somewhere we can dance!

-I have to work tomorrow!

-I promise I won’t “boy*” – only dancing with you.

-”boy?” Has that become a verb?

-And you don’t work on Saturdays?

-There’s a new guy who needs training.

-Is he handsome?

-I don’t know.

-You can be hungover for ONE day.

-Do you know how busy it is on the weekends?

-Yeah but it’s spring.

-Yeah, exactly!

-That’s when everyone goes to fix their garden. It’s completely chaotic. Can’t you just go out with Mats and Parsa, they’re going out today.

-No, I can’t.

-You can well.

-But it’ll be a little weird to come there alone.

-If you’re going to India with them, you can go out in the city with them.

-Yeah, fuck it! I need to forget Christian.

-Has he still not messaged?

-I’m going in the shower.

-But, hey-…If you like a picture, and then unlike it like five minutes after, does the other person get it?

-It depends if they have on alerts and if they check their phone before you unlike it.

-Ok. So there is a very big chance?

-Who have you stalked?

-It was one from Ragnar from work’s Insta. It’s his old photo.

-He’s going to think you’re keen on him.

-Do you know if there is any more wine left?

-Yeah, I mean it’s in the kitchen. 

*I don’t know how to make that make sense in English, but basically she was using the word for boy - gutt - as a verb to mean hook up (I presume)

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Det er Markus - It's Markus (Transcript)

Blank 3x01, Clip 1 *This is rough, but I'll fix it when I subtitle the full episode.* Song: Human by Rag'n'Bone Man ... Karoline: Two seconds. Hello? Markus: Hey K: Hi? What's up? M: Turn around. No- now. To the right. K: Oh my god, it's Markus! Okay, I- I- What the hell are you doing here? M: I'm picking you up K: Hi! M: Hey ... K: What is that? Are you kidding?  M: No K: Kokosboller? So awesome! M: Remember when you used to eat these all the time? Strangely you didn't get fat K: One doesn't get fat off of Kokosbollers (+ something about money) M: Is that true? K: Yeah K: Is Oslo missing you? M: They almost have to live with it* K: But... Why are you at home? What the fuck? M: What is it? K: This is what you eat off yourself* M: What is it? K: But... Why are you back home? Like this, what's up? M: Isn't it good? K: Yes, but don't you have a lot of work? M: I've quit K: Your job? M: Yeah, I'm moving home again K: No M: Yes  K: Are you serious? Why? M: Because I missed you K: No, I don't believe it M: It's true  K: No M: Yes K: But what happens now, then? What are you going to do? M: I'm waiting for you and then we'll go to Trondheim together  K: To Trondheim M: Mhm. Andreas and I have always talked about starting something. And he lives there, after all. And you can go to teaching school. Isn't that what you want? K: I believe so M: Yeah? ... M: Bye K: See you. Okay? M: Yeah K: Yeah ... Dad: Hi Markus! M: Hello Dad. What is the alarm code? D: The alarm code? What do you need with that? M: I'm at home. So I need the code. D: But we are in Grand Canaria? Why are you hame now? M: No, but can you just tell me the code? I D: It's very funny. (Inaudible) M: Why are you whispering?   D: (Inaudible) M: You don't need to whisper Dad, no one's going to know the context  D: Pippi M: Pippi? ... M: Yeah yeah. Yes. Fuck. Yeah, it's working now. Christian jobb: Actually this is Christian, Christian from work. Hello?

*I'll figure out the exact translation later

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A Little Like a Serial Killer (Transcript)

Blank 3x01, Clip 4 Thursday, October 31, 2019

(Scrolls through list of offline friends)

... Chat to Fredrik: Interested in a game? Fredrik: Yes Helicopter over, helicopter! Yes, I see it Good... that's good I got him Yeah, really good, man. Jump out jump out jump out! There are usually people at the church here. Up here up here up here! Just jump out of the boat and come here How do I jump out of the boat? Hey, uh, the "V" key Yeah Where are you? Behind you Good good good. Arg, I'm almost dead I'm running over Good. I'm coming now. I'm there. Further! Enemy here, enemy here! Behind you- Fuck! I'm dead You died? Yeah Okay Oh my god, you're so good. What the fuck? I just did a little snort Where do you live now?/Where are you living? In Moen Still living at home? Yeah, just while I take some courses** Cool, I'm at home now and- I actually just moved home again Did you? Oh yes, cool! Should we just play another one? Start new again? Yeah, but I'm actually little hungry so I think I'm going to eat something first I'm actually starting to notice that myself, I've been playing for a while We could eat something together! We could meet at Haugli and maybe get Pizza or kebob or something? Yeah Hello? Yeah we can do that Yeah? ... Here's a Pepsi Thanks And then here's the kebob It's good though It's good It's a shame you quit (cross country) skiing Did you ski? No, but I remember that- remember that you were really good I was good when I was ten Yeah- When I was ten Yes, I remember that. And it was- It was really fun to watch, when you did it, like So it was.. So it was a pity that you stopped Are you a '99-er or? No, '00-er Okay But I went to "studiespes"/trade school(?) Not electrical.* "Estudiamos espanjoles juntos"... We had Spanish together Yeah! Okay that's right Yes, so that's just why I said that. It was maybe a bit nerdy.. No, no, no! Oh my god. I just didn't remember that we had Spanish (together) No? No, that's completely fine. That isn't very weird actually, because I sat in the back and you sat in the front, so you didn't see me Now it's being to get a little.. Yes (they laugh) Now it's starting to become a little too much A little serial killer-ish Yeah, a little serial killer-ish, actually! "I remember that you sat..." That's right Snapchat: "Orientation in the gym. Get ready to start search and rescue (training)*" Didn't think you guys were together anymore Me and Karoline? Mhm Yes, we're together Good Why didn't you think that? Umm... No, I just though that since you'd moved and such. So... like that... It's really lovely that you guys are still together Yeah? Yeah Yeah, we are together, in any case

--- *There was a lot that I needed to look up for this clip. As always, I'll have a clearer version once the full episode comes out!

**This seems to have to do with him finishing up his course requirements at trade school to get his fagbrev. @hakkepeiling​ has a good explanation in her notes here

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Maybe It Says A Little More About You (Transcript)

Blank 3x01, Clip 3 Wednesday, October 30, 2019

Hi! Hey, hey Hi The king is back Oh, hi, bloody hell (etc) Hi, are you doing well? Yeah, and is everything good with you? We're holding elections for our Russ board* Everyone? No, though Not Jenny But, Elias is the presidential candidate Hey Hey Maybe he'll take over your job Awesome. Shall we get beers this weekend? Yes! We have to do that Yeah? Yeah Saturday? Yeah Let's do it* Okay (General chatter) ... So you've become "that older guy with a car," have you? Yeah, I was just suddenly him Are a lot of people running for president? Only three or four people Then there is hope then What? (Laughing) No, I just think that Elias guy is a bit boring Okay? A bit boring, like... Not a party animal, at least No but... that's good to show some accountability, etc. When you are the Russ president? He has a lot of good, sensible ideas Okay... Cool, what are his ideas? Umm Now I'm excited/intrigued* No... We talked, for example, yesterday that he would remove all of the worst Russ knots (dares/traditions). Just a good idea after #metoo He said that? Why are you laughing? Because he's just saying these things to get people to sleep with him* Huh? So if guys care about equality, it's just because they want to sleep with you? Yes Fuck, then there is zero hope. There are no good guys None? Then of course that sucks Maybe that says a little more about you Good point. That is a very very good point. That's completely true You're an idiot. He's a good guy He's a good guy, I agree. A super great guy. (pause) A guy who wants to sleep with you* Oh my god! Sleep with people a little bit* Okay

*As always, these are a bit rough so I will be fine tuning the wording when I sub the full episode. I'm just trying to churn these out so that I have a transcript ready by the weekend

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Explain What's Happening (Transcript)

Blank 3x01, Clip 5 Thursday, October 31, 2019

Text, Roar from work: Hi, Markus! This isn't working, you have to call Christian tomorrow to explain what's happening

K: What was that about? M: Nothing K: You sure? M: Yeah K: Okay. No! (Laughing) No. Stop, I'm in the middle of something

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See you, Andreas (Transcript)

Blank 3x01, Clip 2 Tuesday, October 29, 2019

(I'm not doing speaker names this time bc I'll just have to take them out again for subbing, also I don't know who everyone is yet)

Julian, are you going first? Yeah yeah yeah Erik, are you taking him? Shit, no! You're going into the middle of it! No! Boys, I'm dead Yeah, (sending a) bomb Stop laughing at me! You're running into the line of fire Come on, this is the last time Last time? Yeah, I'm leaving tomorrow What do you mean? I'm leaving tomorrow, for the military* (first year “mandatory” service) So come on and (something something about the game)* I thought you were going to be staying for a while I'm thrilled to hang out at home (sarcasm)* Have you been in Bardufoss, or? (Something about "I can't be here")* Left flank, between the silos Okay, I have it. I'm dead. Ca... Can some one revive me please? I'm dead can you-- Fuck, though I'm leaving now, guys You're leaving now? Is that it? Do you want a speech or? Speech! Speech--! No, I'm leaving now I'm actually going to leave now, too Ah, oh my god Bye Goodbye Andreas, one more then Sorry, fuck, I can't make it Like, one game? I actually have to go to lecture Do you remember in high school that we talked about... that we should start a company, like? Solar panels, etc? Yeah, fuck! That's true! Earn a fucking ton of money. Work for-- I had completely forgotten It would be fucking cool, though Yeah yeah But I have to go, Markus See you, Andreas. Okay, bye

*I'll fix these later when I go back and sub the full episode this weekend

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Blank 3x03 Clip 2 - “9 av 10 tilfeller” (Transcript)

Sunday, November 10, 2019

Unsent text: Sorry that I just ran Hello? Hey I brought my dance mat And beer Yeah? Have you danced much? No I don't dance that much anymore I was quite fat when I was little So mom and dad gave me a dance mat It's effective, that/It worked Yes, very Quite I thought it was really fun when I was a kid It's still fun Yeah yeah Yes Your turn again* No, I can't stand it No? No Come on, again No I don’t want to It's quite effective when one is a little depressed I'm not depressed Why is it over, actually? It's not over. We're on a break. Yeah, but in 9 out of 10 instances it's a breakup, when there's a break How do you know that? I've read it I've only read it I haven't tried* Though 1 out of 10 is enough I'm buzzed* I don’t believe that you're one of the one's that is over, that's not what I see I believe that it's guaranteed that you and Karoline fix it again, and get together How is it guaranteed? No, because you are Markus Berg You are Markus Berg, and everyone wants to be together with Markus Berg Okay Yes? What about Fredrik Unstad, then? What was the last thing that happened in your love life? There's nothing But before that, what was that last thing that happened? Yeah, nothing Before that. Has nothing ever happened? But you wan't something to happen? Yes, you know what, that's how I see it, there are virgin guys, according to statistics, when they are 18 Yes, and? How old were you when you had sex? Sixteen? Yes, then I can wait until I'm twenty Yes. Mr Statistic. You're such a nerd. A nerd? A statistics nerd Yes okay, but I'm trying to say that it's no big deal No, it isn't a big deal No But we could of course open up a bit to change the statistics What do you mean? I can find a girl for you No

Snapchat to Karoline: Good rebound...

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*As always, this is rough and will be better for the episode subtitles.

There was a lot of slang that I purely guessed at