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Reggie's Diary: The Great Heat Wave Disaster

Dear Diary, I am writing this from my observation post on the couch. By observation post, I mean I am wedged between two cushions, half-covered by a blanket, and refusing to move unless someone drops food directly into my mouth. The world outside has become completely unreasonable. It is so hot that I am pretty sure the ground is on fire. Not regular hot. Not “summer day” hot. I mean the kind…