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heres the full list of players that have gotten spat out (compiled by an extremely helpful lovers fan from the discord):

PLAYERS ON THE FIELD

Alexander Horne

Jasper Destiny

Theodore Honeywell

James Nolan

Garcia Soto

Bennett Takahashi

Wyatt Owens

Xandra Pancakes

Atma Willowtree

Baby Doyle

Rigby Friedrich

Kennedy Loser

Leo Baron

Jacob Haynes

COLLISION VICTIMS

Natha Spruce (Lift), replaced by Kaj Murphy

James Boy (Wild Wings), replaced by Carter O'connor

(all listings are prior to Day 24)

#blaseball #should there be a live tag? for updates? tbh there probably should be tbh. ill make one maybe itll catch on #blaseball updates #ari opinion hour

oh I have to document this

outstanding work, agents. a beautiful show of coordination. operation Strike Out is a go. trust the plan

#blaseball #blaseball updates #houston spies #image #alt text #chatter #we recorded 14319 votes for Knight Strike with our vote tracking form #the difference implies that our propaganda efforts did reach off-discord agents (as well as discord agents who simply didn’t record votes)#im glad to know the team as a whole is so supportive of the plan. it’s really very impressive #i’m so proud to be with the spies :]#bang BANG ‼️

bad news gamers ive just discovered that dimi wobblers player page uses the exact url that used to be sixpack's (and thomas england's)

#blaseball #thomas england #dimi wobbler #sixpack dogwalker #blaseball updates #THEY FUCKING DID IT AGAIN #ari opinion hour #cannot tell you how sick of this i am #also yes same thing with nathaniel wilds and nan's player page

btw according to established patterns next black hole event should be at just about 3:50 eastern / 12:50 pacific

#i was right about there being one at 12:52 today so i;ll probably be right about this #blaseball #blaseball updates #ari opinion hour

ok so as of the end of day 84 heres how things are gonna work wrt how many cant losers make it into the postseason:

how playoffs are lookin rn:

good league clinched: 🌞 sunbeams, 🌹 flowers, 👟 shoe thieves

good league still hunting: 🚤 dale, 🍬 mints, 💋 lovers, 🦀 crabs,

evil league clinched: ✨ magic, 🍗 wings, 🏝 fridays

evil league still hunting: 🔱 georgias, 👐 jazz hands

cant losers currently:

🛠 jenkins ingram & zephyr mccloud (mechs)

👟 özlem suttner (shoe thieves)

🕵️ sigmund castillo (spies)

so to get them into the playoffs:

if the georgias win on day 90 AND clinch the final evil league playoff spot, then jenkins ingram AND zephyr mccloud will be in the postseason (and sigmund will not)

if the jands win on BOTH day 87 AND day 90, AND clinch the final evil league playoff spot, then sigmund castillo will be in the postseason (and jenkins and zephyr will not)

if dale clinch the final good league playoff spot, özlem is guaranteed to be in the postseason

if dale DO NOT clinch the final good league playoff spot: thieves must win on day 90 in order for özlem to be in the postseason

#blaseball #blaseball updates #blreaking news #ari opinion hour #cant losers #can't losers

Note: this is a copy of the full text of an update from Blaseball.com. You can see the full history of updates in the Messages tab.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#blaseball #blaseball updates #blreaking news

DAY 68 -

Another agent gone MIA today as the Rogue Umpires claim two lives in our game against the Baltimore Crabs.

agent Mimosa Arslan, himself a replacement following the disappearance of agent Rivers Rosa, was with us for a total of 27 immaterial days before his own untimely demise. Hye Brighella has been recruited to take his place.

The Crabs lost one of their own when Ramirez Winters was incinerated shortly after agent Arslan. Their new player is one Avery Cascabel.

RIV o7

#blaseball #blaseball updates #houston spies #RIV 😔#Mimosa Arslan gone far too soon #i was still processing Rosa’s death #man i’m shrimping about the spies deaths #when Rivers R died it was Esme pitching. both s1 OGS for the ffs and thieves. Esme was already having a bad day #and then went on to allow the Lift to collect 21 total runs. clearly shaken by the loss of an old friend #today it was Reese Clark for the Crabs. Margarito Nava for the Spies. a former spy and a new spy…. both fire eaters back in the old sim #and Parker……… twice now Parker has hit a home run after watching a fellow crab die in front of him #playing angry #Parker……… you ok bud?#the sim let him have 1 nice season of being free from fire walker/super roamin’#finally able to settle. make friends. relax and have fun. and then the sim goes back to tormenting him #killing those friends and it has nothing to do with him this time. it happens whether he’s there or not.

#blaseball #blaseball updates #image #alt text #the black hole fucked with time a little and the players refused to stop playing #the first time at least. they listened the second time