#blastoof

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a post by Blast Off has been created, @ ReanimatedRussian , regarding a battle file recovered from a moment in the war. his posts are rare & few, only posting/reposting media promoting combaticon/Onslaught propaganda & pretty pictures taken while floating around in space. the few text only posts are reminders when certain space anomalies are going to take place, such as checking the sky for a full moon. he had to turn QRTs off on these posts as bots would not stop replying to it with 'YEAH. THERE *IS* a FULL MOON OUT TONIGHT! ..MINE!' & then showing their afts. it was very disgusting. blitzwing started it & will never be forgiven .

@ reanimatedrussian wrote : WHO DARE CUT THE AUDIO OF MY GLORIOUS (king) LEADER, ONSLAUGHT ? HE WAS NOT FINISHED SPEAKING. THIS IS INSULT TO HIS INTELLECTUALISM. ЭТО ОЧЕНЬ ПЛОХО. WHY IS MOVING PICTURE SO FAULTY ? IS THIS THE WONDERS OF 'TECHNOLOGY ?' THIS DISTURBS ME GREATLY. I DEMAND RETRIBUTION. PLEASE FIX THIS IN POST. YOU HAVE TEN MINUTES .

( all of his posts are written in all caps to avoid spelling errors since he cannot see the keys well even though Swindle zoomed the font in on max for him . he doesn't make many text posts due to this . embarrassed . )

- brawl commented : BRAWL MENTION :D!!!!!!!!11!11!!!!!!!!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯🗣 YES !!‼️

- swindle commented : i can't believe my gorgeous golden gloves had to, eurgh, make BASIC CONTACT with an AUTOBOOB! & a BALD one at THAT!! this is why i use SUPERSHAMPOO! it's like human shampoo but for SHINY METAL! & when i say SHINY METAL, i mean SHIIII--EEEYEEE-KNEE! WOO! i'm having difficulties even typing this from the pristine glow of my perfect gloves, all thanks to SUPERSHAMPOO! sold in stores local to you. speaking of difficulties typing, blast off, to circle back on my previous email, this brand new optic application is SPARK CHANGING for a SPARE CHANGE price ! picture thi- ( he then proceeded to plug in many, many other side hustles here . )