#bleak-button-eyes

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bleak-button-eyes replied to your post: Hi~I’m just here to tell you that you are super fantabulous, and amazing, and that you are the most perfect person ever. Never let anything hurt you, because you don’t deserve to be hurt. That is all. This has been a PSA.

“…Fantabulous?”

Jonathan shrugs.

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bleak-button-eyes replied to your post: “I take that as a ‘yes’, then?”

“Oh, definitely. I’m British— of course there’ll be tea! There’ll be alcohol, obviously, but classy stuff. Absinthe, whiskey, single malt and the like.” He grinned. “Maybe a cocktail or two. Grapefruit seabreeze?”

"Oh, no alcohol for me, thank you," Jonathan smiled, wincing on the inside as he remembers his recent drunken episode with Agent Coulson and Eddie and... just about everyone he had on his phone's contact list. "Besides, I don't quite like Grapefruit Sea Breeze. It tastes of annoyance and failure."

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"I take that as a 'yes', then?"

"Yes, why not? Make sure there is tea, at least."

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//whispers for you to open your submission box//

((Done!))

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"Nice," Bleak grinned. "See you there, man. Black tie, if you could, but anything's fine."

"Of course."

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bleak-button-eyes replied to your post: “Oh, good Lord, we didn’t—?!”

“I wake up naked, and in your bed. There is one possibility. I don’t think I can ‘happy-place’ my way out of this one, doctor.”

"If happy thoughts won't help, perhaps I can traumatize you enough to make you forget," Jonathan suggests, a syringe with yellow toxin in hand.

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"Oh, good Lord, we didn't--?!"

"If you think we didn't, then we didn't."