#bleepuine

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Fivin, Kalea and Bleepuine doodles! Fivin is a Tiefling with Rakshasa heritage, Kalea is a half-elf with the best eyebrows ever, and Bleepuine is the cutest goblin to ever live!

When it comes to who is the most powerful in a single hit, the goblin wins by a long shot. But to be fair, Fivin mainly acts as a healer and is only level 3 and Kalea mainly focuses on hitting things a lot and annoying the enemy to death, and she needs a break from adventuring for a bit.

[enecola]

I know she appeared about a year ago, but I just saw Bleepuine on another blog, traced her back here and had to tell you that I love her design and idea (love goblin PC's, especially after making one myself). I must know, how did she fare in her campaign, if she made it into one at all?

Thanks so much!

Yes I did play her, she eventually multiclassed into hexblade and is a damage MACHINE.

Bleepuine is an absolutely ridiculous character, she loves dressing up in a princess dress as an illusion with hat of disguise, and eliminate enemies Kratos style, lots of yelling and she always ends up with so much blood on her clothes.

[enecola]

Her name is Bleepuine and you will fear her, you understand? 

My Goblin Paladin with the Oath of Conquest. She has a steed that is a crocodile. It’s gonna be great I promise.

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vaelyane replied to your post: Even more dnd character asks

10, 13 and 17 for Bleepuine and Fivin if you didn’t already answer these!

10) What do they think of themself?

Bleepuine: She thinks she is the absolute best (and she is correct of course).

Fivin: All is fine and good unless they have to take off the mask while around people they have to interact with more than once. Then they feel like they have to hide forever.

13) Playing video games, would they be a completionist, a speed runner, how would they play?

Bleepuine: Gets lost immediately, never gets done. Doesn’t know what a quest marker is.

Fivin: They want to do test out funny or weird things. Always looks for graveyards and wants to do the fun quests. So not really a completionist they just do whatever they feel like.

17) How do they dress?

Bleepuine: FOR BATTLE! And then she puts an illusion on top that makes her look like she wears Vanellope von Schweetz’s dress.

Fivin: Poofy sleeves, cloth they can wear over their pants, just in case pixies are pulling down their pants again.

[enecola]

15, 19, 20 for Bleepuine, please!

Ah yes, a Bleepuine fan!

15) What horoscope stereotype fits them the most?

Aries or Taurus. She is insanely stubborn and needs everyone to submit to her way of thinking.

19) What would they like their mark in history to be?

Being the greatest goblin to ever live. But like, away from goblins because they suck she’s the only goblin that matters. (Maybe her brother is ok)

20) If they could be a dragon, would they be a dragon?

Short answer: yes.Long answer: Absolutely.

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5, 11, 14 for all of you dnd characters!

Oh boy I’ll just limit it to Kalea, Bleepuine, Patience and Fivin. Nobody has time for ALL of my characters.

5) What does their voice sound like?

Kalea: Surprisingly high for someone who always looks so mad.

Bleepuine: She’s a goblin so I imagine her voice pretty grating but like, in an adorable way.

Patience: Honestly, if she ever stops laughing, she’ll sound condescending.

Fivin: Pretty deep voice a little bit muffled by cloth and mask.

11) Gender and sexuality?

Kalea: Female and Aro-Ace!

Bleepuine: Female and I have no idea. She’s now 8 and while I know that’s an adult for  goblin standards but it’S STILL WEIRD OK.

Patience: Female and… I’ll be real with you she is a character I rolled randomly for, but like, for everything. On a scale of 1/10 she is 1 gay and 2 hetero. So whatever it is it’s really almost nonexistent. She has crushes on dudes sometimes but that never lasts long.

Fivin: Nonbinary and when I made them I decided “Not ace but definitely not into corpses”, so at the moment it looks like they are into dudes kinda? They’re very flexible on that front.

14) If they could solve one problem, what would they solve?

Kalea: Well before yesterday’s session I would have said Murderize The Vampire, but now I’m fairly sure she wants to solve the problem of her best friend being in danger. He got turned to stone (restored) and then murdered by a bone devil (he got better) all in a day’s work.

Bleepuine: The problem of how the barbarian always charges into rooms and almost gets himself killed.

Patience: The problem of how Impetus and her aren’t super rich yet.

Fivin: Their face.

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Bleepuine riding in on Ser Ferregan van Swampton!

Nobody is allowed to lie and tell me that Goblin Paladins aren’t the best idea ever.