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The husband accepted the delivery of a large box today.
After bugging me not to touch it (and after I successfully wound him up by threatening to touch it) he said, "You're not getting it until your birthday."
Me: "So it IS for my birthday then?"
The husband:
dan really has never been exaggerating. two drawers, a cabinet, and the dishwasher open all to make a bowl of cereal… phil has such a beautiful mind
yeah no for sure phil incredibly on time glad you remembered instagram exactly when you posted the video and everything
"Careful. Someone might think you actually want me." / dustin
@southrnweed / meme.
"You wouldn't?" The possibility he might be in over his head might've escaped him. Or maybe? It's wedged somewhere along his vertebra. A persistent nagging feeling he might be missing something painfully obvious, as he hands over a hand stitched handkerchief so the debunker can dab at his bloody split lip. "It's the right thing to do." The ice pack shoddily bandaged at his left knuckle shifts. He's reminded of his Grandfather. Courage under fire. "Besides, it was a weird take to get hyper aggressive over. You were being pretty patient."
I've been trying to teach Susu "paw", a fairly basic command
In order to do this I have held my hand out, said "paw", gently grasped one of his feet, put it on my outstretched palm, said "paw" again, let go of his foot, and said "paw" a third time in the same tone
Every time i do this, he sits there and stares up at me with his big, round, beautiful, utterly uncomprehending eyes, and does not move, except for sometimes he sniffs my fingers in the hopes that maybe a treat has magically appeared in the last couple of seconds
I love when Lloyd is like "I just did civil engineering in university bc you can make a lot of cash" (even before he needed it) and then he drops stuff like this:
“Lloyd had been a long-time enthusiast for traditional architecture, including the heated flooring system and seokbinggo. ”
Like. Okay nerd. (affectionate)
A self-funding global fleet of 400 million Terraformers, rolled out over the next two decades, will provide all of humanity with permanent unconditional energy abundance for the first time in history, completing the mission of the industrial revolution.
no one is mad in quite the way Handmer is mad
what i love about phil so much is he clearly thinks boob sizes are measured A-Z
