#bleughhh

[w31rd0-th3-bl4nk]

Haha freaking loser being treated like dough

[zeesdoodlesnshit]

Ok, ok how about... Jax x reader?

Jax, about Y/N: Looks like we got a new sucker

Y/N: Yeah, a new sucker for your dick

Jax: O_o

[amphibiousbug]

pharloomblr art month day 2 - ripping the seams

i didn’t have the time or energy for a full rendered piece so instead i just did a sketch :p i hope to finish it eventually!! featuring @phantom-of-the-exhaust-organ and @grandmothersilkofficial

[mazhedtaterz]

Guys hypothetically speaking,,, would my head be put on a spike for making mhrw / kitrw Alex angst,,

[jasmineintheforest]

if i see even one more post about how yuna is sooooo bad and david is soooo good and shane is so helpless and clueless in his relationships with his parents and ilya is his knight in shining armour who sets yuna right and bonds with david by insulting shane and yuna together or whatever I'm going to fucking lose it

[sunshineandviolets]

nah but how can you say your business is sustainable and claim to care about the environment - but still be using AI

[alcordipper]

Doing a small clean up on my blog rn and deleting some stuff,, did y'all know that this blog is 4 years old? But i only started using it last year???? I swore i had used tumblr before 2025,,

Also i'm thinking abt remaking some of my old stuff in my new art style.. might ask some friends to go through my blog archive and pick some for me do remake? Or make it a small event,, idk! Might be fun :b

[paruparuparuparu]

COTL THEORY (spoilers under the cut)

I just had a brain blast while I was eating, so just bear with me.

So, everybody wonders why both Leshy and Heket get awesome and cool eldritch forms while Kallamar and Shamura get the bad end of the stick. Why does Kallamar just grow extra arms and gain weapons, and why does Shamura only get the lower half of a spider but remain the same up top?

So my theory could possibly be a stretch, but basically, since both Shamura and Leshy confirmed that they happened upon their crowns as critters, the same would go for the rest of the bishops.

And besides Narinder, you can find creatures similar to the bishops everywhere in cotl, be it the ocean, Darkwood, Anura, or even your own cult!

So why is this relevant to the Eldritch form issue?

It’s because of what type of critters they are. For example, there are no actual caterpillars you can see in cotl that aren’t hostile, and yet Leshy himself is a caterpillar.

The only thing similar to Leshy in any way is this smaller enemy you can find in Darkwood.

The same goes for Heket, having no peaceful frogs outside nor inside of Anura. The only difference between her and Leshy though, is that there are three possibilities to what she could’ve been before finding the crown.

But, as for Shamura and Kallamar, you can find both spiders and squids outside of their territories, either by fishing or finding them in your own cult.

There are no enemies in Anchordeep and the Silk Cradle that look relatively similar to the two, so this could mean that this is what Shamura and Kallamar looked like prior to the discoveries of the crowns.

So to end this, my theory is that the reason why Leshy and Heket have more monstrous forms than Kallamar and Shamura is because they were monsters before they found the crown, while Kallamar and Shamura were regular animals who came across the crown.

So what does that mean for Narinder?

Seeing how Narinder has no realm of his own other than the afterlife, and the fact that no regular cats can be found anywhere, Nari is the odd one out.

So it’s possible that he was the only one who used to be a normal follower who happened upon the crown. There isn’t much proof of it, but it’s just a small guess. Maybe he happened upon the crown in death? Who knows..