#bleuspy

[bleuspy]

"Ah... salut. I make my return to the websites for two reasons:"

"Première (1): ALLEZ LES BLEUS!"

"Deuxième (2): I desire asks of any variety. Surprise me. Really, do try."

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"Ugh... Who knew that premium red would cause such a dreadful headache? ... I did, bien sûr, mais I did not expect to truly experience it for myself... merde..." *He rubbed his temples.*

"This is nothing a cigarette cannot fix."

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*He was dialing a number into the rotary phone by the chaise he was lounged on. He held the phone to his ear.*

[Slurred] "Coucou~ Oui this is him... Honhonhon, yes, I am aware via our last conversation that we would not be speaking again, however..."

[Slurred] "I have decided to call again to remind you that YOU SUCK! Ahohonhonhonhon!"

*He slammed the phone back down in its holster with a satisfied sigh.*

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[Slurred] "Bonsoir, Tumblr dot com, my exes will be hearing from me this evening."

*He smiled in a lopsided way. The wineglass in his hand was tilted precariously, which he was seemingly unaware of.*

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"Leave me alone."

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"I have decided to open a bottle I have been saving. I was going to hold off until a special occasion, but I suppose a day off is rare enough to celebrate, non?" *He rubbed his hands together.*

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"Merde... While I would be thrilled to have a day to myself, it has become surprisingly uneventful and, how do you say... 'dull'?" *He crossed his arms, fingers tapping along his bicep.*

"I would never admit to missing the idiotic company that typically surrounds me, however, it... does sometimes come in handy for entertainment..."

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do you wash your mask 🧐🧐

"But of course... While my suit is often dry cleaned, my mask I prefer to wash by hand for maximum privacy. Hand wash, air dry, and carefully stored if I am not working."