Spy

Alluring Blu Spy RP Blog

[bleuspy]

"Coucou, I am who they refer to as 'Spy'."

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[House Rules + Warnings]

No affiliation with Valve.

There is and will continue to be NSFW content on this blog. If that makes you uncomfortable, please do not feel pressure to engage.

If you are a minor, I will likely not interact with you. If I do, expect a much milder version of Spy.

SFW RP is allowed to all of course and that boundary will not be crossed. (I read the pinned post of every blog I get an ask from)

NSFW RP is also allowed to those over the age of 18. DM is preferred for those interactions to avoid it being too much for the public blog, but flirty asks are fine.

Anyone can send an ask. As in, you don't have to be an RP blog to get a response from me. If you are an RP blog, asks are encouraged. Any fandom, OC, whatever is welcome to interact with Spy.

Spy is by design able to be shipped with anyone.

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All posts with active Spy interactions will be tagged #bleuspy. Feel free to use this tag for art, RP, interactions, etc.

Mod Fiz is 24. Main blog: @fizbowl

Sniper RP Blog: @doggyblusnipes

I speak French and English, so does Spy.

OOC Posts will be tagged as such (#ooc) and typed in pink.

Info - #info

Art - #art

Text Post - #murmuring

NPC Interactions - #npc

Helpful Visuals - #visual

[totopopopo]

PLEASE GOD TAKE ALL THE SUFFERING UN THE WORLD AND GIVE IT TO THE ENGLISH NATIONAL FOOTBALL TEAM

[bleuspy]

"WE WILL BE AGAINST WHO FOR THIRD PLACE?! MON DIEU!!!"

[stupidrehab]

that’s just my nightstand knife don’t worry

[misspurpledd]

spy what are you doing on a pay gorn site

[bleuspy]

"Ah... salut. I make my return to the websites for two reasons:"

"Première (1): ALLEZ LES BLEUS!"

"Deuxième (2): I desire asks of any variety. Surprise me. Really, do try."

[gabrielagresteofficial]

What is your opinion on child neglect? Specifically in regards to your son

he has three whole pinball machines and i don’t even make him work for me anymore. what else could he possibly need

[which-ocs]

Which OC?

[bleuspy]

"Ugh... Who knew that premium red would cause such a dreadful headache? ... I did, bien sûr, mais I did not expect to truly experience it for myself... merde..." *He rubbed his temples.*

"This is nothing a cigarette cannot fix."

[voidshrub]

his hhands are so cu,te

[bleuspy]

[Slurred] "Bonsoir, Tumblr dot com, my exes will be hearing from me this evening."

*He smiled in a lopsided way. The wineglass in his hand was tilted precariously, which he was seemingly unaware of.*

[weaponsmithinmylimit]

DO NOT TEXT YOUR EXES DO NOOOOOOOT!!!!!

[bleuspy]

"Oh I will be doing worse than that, ami. I will be calling, leaving messages, and reminding them of their greatest mistake of their lives! (Letting me leave)"

[bleuspy]

*He was dialing a number into the rotary phone by the chaise he was lounged on. He held the phone to his ear.*

[Slurred] "Coucou~ Oui this is him... Honhonhon, yes, I am aware via our last conversation that we would not be speaking again, however..."

[Slurred] "I have decided to call again to remind you that YOU SUCK! Ahohonhonhonhon!"

*He slammed the phone back down in its holster with a satisfied sigh.*

[bleuspy]

[Slurred] "Bonsoir, Tumblr dot com, my exes will be hearing from me this evening."

*He smiled in a lopsided way. The wineglass in his hand was tilted precariously, which he was seemingly unaware of.*

[bleuspy]

"Leave me alone."

[bleuspy]

"I have decided to open a bottle I have been saving. I was going to hold off until a special occasion, but I suppose a day off is rare enough to celebrate, non?" *He rubbed his hands together.*

[bleuspy]

"Merde... While I would be thrilled to have a day to myself, it has become surprisingly uneventful and, how do you say... 'dull'?" *He crossed his arms, fingers tapping along his bicep.*

"I would never admit to missing the idiotic company that typically surrounds me, however, it... does sometimes come in handy for entertainment..."

[bleuspy]

do you wash your mask 🧐🧐

"But of course... While my suit is often dry cleaned, my mask I prefer to wash by hand for maximum privacy. Hand wash, air dry, and carefully stored if I am not working."

[bleuspy]

You small like a.....

HOMOSEXUAL ✨

"I assume you meant smell? In that case," *He preened.* "I will take that as a compliment, for I smell as good as I appear; magnifique."