#blindedonceler

[zombinoslayer]

what keeps you motivated?

Not dying, I guess.

[bigbadd0g]

OI! keep it down out there! some of us are trying to sleep! fucking hooligan...

YOU CANNOT HOPE TO SILENCE EVIL!!! 

HAVEN’T YOU EVER HEARD OF ‘AINT NO REST FOR THE WICKED’!?

[cheapskateler]

Well! Isn’t this a strange variety of asks here. I meannn, unique! Unique variety.

Let’s see...

Uh, I’ve been ‘me’ this whole time; teeth, claws or otherwise. Being hungry doesn’t change that! Nothing does. Simple as can be!

Question 2! Now, this is a shift in tone...I....can’t say I know what you mean. I’m not going to lose anything. My business is very financially stable and I don’t really appreciate these kinds of questions! They’re kinda threatening....to be honest.

Third....last but not least...

...

....whew...okay.

It’s. Cheap.

Short for Cheapskate-ler. And I’m pretty sure most birds say more than just ‘cheep cheep’. They can...uhm....’honk’ or ‘squawk’ or make twittering noises, y’know?

Also, I bet that ‘Cheep’. C, H, E, E, P isn’t even in the dictionary! But you know what is? CHEAP. C, H, E, A, P.

So as many have correctly guessed...no affiliation with birds.

AND that’s all! I have answered your questions! The end! Thank you for your patronage and don’t forget! BUY A THNEED!!!

[theater-camp]

this is for Mister Spect! What were you like when you first started surviving all this?

“...It was n-not...... a-- al-- always... l-like this.........”

[nymph-ler-blog]

so can i sheer you or

I would kindly ask that you don’t! I shed naturally!

[arrossconleche]

I think I ruined my chances of befriending this guy. Happy belated birthday?

[zombinoslayer]

are you wearing a mask? ya eyes seem so dark man

These eyebags are gucci.

[bigbadd0g]

(blinded onceler) so... any...eye related inventions? Lazers maybe?

Bahaha, NO! Only a fool would put a VERY BRIGHT AND VERY DANGEROUS GUN so close to their EYES where it’s IMPOSSIBLE TO PROPERLY AIM and very likely to FRY YOUR FACE. Rookie mistake!