survival

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[zombinoslayer]

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[straycalamities]

so im actually gonna be making a...pretty gigantic decision regarding my own storylines in truffula flu that's very much gonna affect zombinoslayer as in i'm just gonna say that uhhh...he's officially on indeterminate hiatus

i didn't make that decision lightly. i've been chewing on it for days, but, whenever i manage to gather some ideas and time you'll all understand why i had to do that i reckon

[zombinoslayer]

any plans for the day? or is it just another day in the wastelands

The usual. Get supplies or die trying.

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I subscribed to less traumatic flashbacks this time.

[zombinoslayer]

[scramble scramble]

[incoherent mumbling and whimpering]

HHH...HHK....HNGGHK.... !!!

!!!

[zombinoslayer]

!!!?

HHK...HHGHK...

[heavy, panicked panting]

[zombinoslayer]

...!!!?

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[tmp...tmp]

!!!

[zombinoslayer]

[In a land not so far away...]

[zombinoslayer]

What is the absolute weirdest thing you've found while looting?

Weird shit is in every fucking house. Trust me.

Who needs a room full of damn eggs? What's the damage with the fuck who made a Christmas tree of dolls?? Someone was so unfuckable that their condoms went unused from all the way in the 90s. AND PSA! You don't need to keep all the freaky shit your kids made for arts n crafts!

[zombinoslayer]

Impressive how u managed to survive for so long all in one piece. whats your secret

If you hate living badly enough, life will find every way to keep you here. Life hack.

[zombinoslayer]

nice glasses

Aw, shucks~ I bet you say that to all the Once-lers.

[zombinoslayer]

So did you CHOOSE to grow your beard out or did you have no other choice in the matter and it just kinda overtook your face?

I heard your mom liked it so I stopped bothering with the shaving montages.

[zombinoslayer]

does that face scar have a story or did you just trip

Lost a fight with the wrong Barb-a-loot. Fucker stole all my Doritos. They were stale as shit, but they were mine.

[zombinoslayer]

Would you say you are doing better than you thought you would be at this point in life?

Haha...hahahaha...

I'm alive.

[zombinoslayer]

What kinda food do you eat during an apocalypse?

You ask that like we're not both in one. Alright, listen up. You get some Survival 101. You're welcome.

Anything canned. Anything. You can't be fucking picky anymore. Scavenging, gathering. But don't fucking hunt or fish unless you know how to look for bad meat. Planting is smart. If you don't travel around and the ground isn't absolute shit where you are.

The end of the world is a bitch and teaches you fast or kills you.

[zombinoslayer]

Do you have a place to stay or do you just wander around?

I used to have a sweet-ass place that'd make all you bitches jealous, but I gave it up to take on the Daryl Dixon life.