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@blindlyxdivine
“Excuse me, miss...”
Corrin had been wandering about the capital, having want to spend the day among the people of Hoshido (and yet close enough to not give any of his siblings a heart attack worrying about him). He overheard something today and wanted to see if he could find the girl who matched that description.
“I heard there was a diviner in the city who can read fortunes? Was that you?” he asked, chuckling a bit, feeling awkward for having to.
✍?
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☀️ @blindlyxdivine ☀️ "Heh... I suppose one advantage to not being able to see is that you don't need to wear sunglasses on the beach..."
♚ blindlyxdivine ♚ ♚ Continuation ♚
Xander sighed at his sister’s distress. He could understand why she was upset, he supposed…but he was relatively certain that she wasn’t grasping the reality of the situation.
❝ Madea, none of these women know me. Some of them have never even M E T me. The reason that they write these isn’t love, but rather, a parasocial relationship built on fantasies, lies, and likely greed. I would never wish that sort of treatment upon you. ❞
((Am I too late for this? How would Shelly react to/feel about Clairissa? (Did I do that right? It's like 4am and I'm exhausted so forgive me)
YOU’RE NEVER TOO LATE <3 *Casually answers ask I got like three months ago*
I’m really sorry that I’m only now getting to this… orz So I’m gonna get back into answering all these asks now ; w ;
LET’S BEGIN <3
“WHOA YOUR EYES, DID SOMETHING BAD HAPPEN TO YOU?!!?”
For a start, Shelly would be pretty intimidated; not only by Clairissa’s apparent heterochromia or that they’re nohrian but the evident ‘FITE ME’ personality too.
Shelly’s a coward if you haven’t guessed it, so the moment Clairissa excitedly suggests a friendly battle to see who’s tougher she just; Shelly: *FURIOUSLY PACKING BAGS* HAHA I’LL CATCH YOU LATER!
Clairissa: Where are you going? :^(
Shelly: IDK ANOTHER DEEPREALM PROBABLY. A SAFER ONE.
She’s too afraid of being completely destroyed by magic. :’DPlus she doesn’t wanna risk hurting someone else either, so it’s more like a; 'IF WE FIGHT I MIGHT DIE, OR YOU MIGHT DIE. WE MIGHT BOTH DIE.’
Shelly would much rather see Clairissa perform with singing and magic, it beats getting pummelled by a long shot. And seeing Clairissa use their magical abilities in a non-violent way would just tickle her silly //shot, and using magic while singing for effects mmhm. :3c
Cyrkensia is also one of the places Shelly would like to visit, so knowing that Clairissa came from there would be a total opportunity. And if they’re close enough Shelly would like to go and visit there with them if possible. Sightseeing is a total must. :3c
But it gets really hard when Shelly sucks shit at pronouncing loads of things. So one day she excitedly approaches Clairissa and says shit like;
Shelly: YOU SHOULD TAKE ME TO CITY-KENNY-KA ONE DAY.
Clairissa: C-City Kenny Ka?
Shelly: SHORE KEN SEE YAH?
Clairissa: Uhm… Okay I’ll see you later then.
And
Shelly: SHOW ME HOW YOU USE THE ANCIENT NOSE FOR A TWO!!!
Clairissa: You can only have one nose, no matter what magic.
Shelly: KNOWS FURRY TOO?
Clairissa: I don’t know, ask Keaton.
And that’s when Clairissa decided to take Shelly to magic lessons, even though Shelly has a terrible magic growth. She just needs to learn how to say things, especially tomes.
When Shelly pronounces the tome wrong even though you just clearly enunciated it for her. #Save Clairissa 2k17
((Cam and Gin for the ship meme?????
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - Nobody knows. Not even me.
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Cam fell in love with Gin immediately. For Gin themselves, it took a little longer.
How was their first kiss? - Soft and tender and sweet~
Wedding:
Who proposed? - They don’t get married. They just live in a nice, secluded, pretty place with the kids.
Who is the best man/men? -
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? -
Who did the most planning? -
Who stressed the most? -
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? -
Sex:
Who is on top? - Cam
Who is the one to instigate things? - Both of them.
How healthy is their sex life? - It’s great because they’re both monsters in the bed when nobody else is around.Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 |Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - A WHILE.
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Cam tries to get Gin to come more.
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally?
How many children will they adopt? - They have too many kids (actually Gin’s siblings, but they’re basically moms to them now), but then Gin is a big softie and adopts more kids. “Gin no.” “Gin yes.”
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Gin.
Who is the stricter parent? - Cam, even though Gin has more parenting experience.
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - G in
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Gin.
Who is the more loved parent? - Probably Gin because they know them longer. At first they were very awkward about their sibling-mom’s girlfriend but they wound up liking her.
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Gin
Who cried the most at graduation? - GIN MOTHERFUCKING MINAMI
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Cam no doubt.
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Gin
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Cam is. Gin doesn’t give a shit.
Who does the grocery shopping? - Cam.
How often do they bake desserts? - Whenever they run out.
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - ????
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Cam!! Because Gin’s too busy for that shit.
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Cam. Like, take a break from the kids honey. Spend time with your girlfriend.
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - CAM PROBABLY
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Both of them do.
Who is really against chores? - Cam, but she doesn’t really complain?
Who cleans up after the pets? - Cam.
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Cam jfc.
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Gin. They like to make a good impression.
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Cam.
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Gin does.
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - What dogs?? Gin doesn’t like dogs. They have rabbits.
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Cam just… She just goes all out.
What are their goals for the relationship? - Live a proper family life. Cam needs to graduate and Gin needs to get their shit together because they’re falling apart.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - More like throw out and pass out in the bathroom in Gin’s case.
Who plays the most pranks? - Cam!!
@blindlyxdivine has arrived
{♛} Camilla’s eyes narrowed as she spotted her half-sibling. Her grip on her axe tightened as she wondered, ❝ Is there something I can help you with?”
