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Guy (gender neutral) who has a horrible caffeine addiction and is really non-violent and Guy (gender neutral) who is just horribly evil for no reason but genuinely loves the other Guy (gender neutral) SOOOO much

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Holy shit JelloApocalypse Dogs In Love Sequal!!! :0

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The Freak Gang absolutely DOMINATES poker.

Sydney knows how to cheat, and she knows how to cheat WELL.

Wolf knows how to control his facial muscles so well that he’ll pull the wrong face for the wrong emotion just to fuck with everyone else.

Jacket’s facial muscles barely move, and he’s great at not using his tape recorder and instead just staring into the other’s souls.

Jimmy keeps bullshitting his way through games and WINNING. No one knows how he does it, not even him.

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Carolina headcannon: When things settle down on Iris, she buzzes her hair. All of it off. And she lets it regrow back to a ponytail.

In-depth reasoning below the cut

Carolina can’t look at herself in the mirror anymore. After everything thats happened, she still can’t look at herself without seeing Allison. That’s why she started wearing her hair like this, after all. Her father The Director was the one to suggest it. And now all she can see is her dead mom. So after a few days, she cracks. She steals Sarge’s clippers, and she locks herself in her bathroom. She buzzes her hair, and it falls to the ground into a pile that looks almost like a fire. And it helps! She looks back in the mirror again, and she finally looks like herself for once. Though it feels weird, not having all that hair or a ponytail. So she grows it back out again, back into a nice ponytail. But she does it for herself, and now, looking into the mirror she finally sees herself.

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Sydney absolutely has something going on with Wolf and Jacket. It’s queerplatonic, due to Wolf and Jacket being GAY AS SHIT. Everybody thinks they’re dating, and none of them refute it.

Jacket and Sydney absolutely just kinda cuddle on the couch, maybe pass out after a while, and everyone’s just like: “Awww, they’re such a cute couple.” Sydney will compliment Wolf on something he fixed, and everyone will think she’s flirting. Cuddle piles between the three of them are common, and at some point someone else probably tried to join in and was shunned.

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I am a hardcore Locus apologist. His characterization is amazing and I love his redemption arc. He deserves to be on Red Team to balance out the crazy that PF shoved into that team

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Payday 3 is feeding my love for drawing the Payday Gang in oversized suits ୧⍢⃝୨

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lil lineless Shiver for the cephalos out there!!! Team Nessie sweap!!!