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Stolas:

"Now Stolas, I know you know I can make shit fit where I want it to." Was it an innuendo? Maybe. "But seriously, I'll get that tub for you. Gotta make sure your pretty feathered ass is comfortable."

[Unprompted]

"--One doesn't just SHRINK a tub to fit, Blitz." Not what he meant. "I don't even mean getting a bigger tub through doorways. It's more like...your bathroom would be too small for a bigger tub."

#;;stolas #blitz-withoutthe-o

Stolas:

"If a bigger bathtub is what you need, I'll steal a bigger bathtub for you later."

[Unprompted]

".......................How would it fit in your apartment?"

#;;stolas #blitz-withoutthe-o #jaosidfhaosidhfoais

Lucifer:

"If there's anything I know, other than ending lives, it is dicks and who takes them. You're definitely the type to take a strap from your Mrs. or you have a guy fucking you. What I'm saying is, you're a bottom."

[Unprompted]

"...Hah. haha. Funny."

#;;lucifer #blitz-withoutthe-o

Lucifer: "So between you and the Mrs. ....Who tops?"

[Unprompted]

"Hellooooo...Yeah, Satan? One of your imps needs collecting. Okay? Okay. Thanks, byeee~"

#;;lucifer #don't look hazbin #blitz-withoutthe-o

Lucifer: "Praise kink? Yeah you're totally getting pegged by the Mrs." He knows this from experience with his relationship Stolas.

[Unprompted]

"There's a few things wrong with that statement. Praise can be given without the pegging. And also you're never going to know if we've ever done that. What happens with the Queen will forever remain a secret, no Imps are gonna know."

#;;lucifer #blitz-withoutthe-o #don't look hazbin

Lucifer:

[Bingo]

"Hmmm...you got one bingo...almost two...and I GUESS most of the important ones are checked?" He paused. "Actually no, I'm sorry but I'll have to reject this one."

#;;lucifer #GOOD TRY THO BLITZ #blitz-withoutthe-o

Lucifer: "From one short asshole to a short king, I respect you, your royalness. A hell of a lot more than Satan."