#blitzane

[musicniinja]

He wasn’t sure what in sparks sake he’d gotten into. Sure it was no big deal,---he was only going against a con. Who probably did not share the same stealthy skills as Jazz. Slag no. Sure, Blitzwing was more armed with explosive weapons, sure he could fly. Sure, he had a TANK mode. But he lacked agility. Jazz quickly dodged to the right as a beam of energy had just missed him, exploding against the stone wall sending chunks of debris everywhere. Fwip! He activated his laser nunchakus. Time to get dirty. Blitzwing was still in his rageful facet. He was pissed.

“ Hey---triple-face! Mind maybe workin’ on that aim of yours? I’ve seen protoforms do better aimin’ than you. ”

@blitzane 

[notxahero]

blitzane replied to your post: OPTIMUS TOOK A BREAK FROM STUDYING TO WATCH S4 OF...

DID SOMEBODY SAY V O L T R O N ?????????????

Y E S

[wearetherussiantwins]

look what @blitzane drew me! They drew TFA Melody!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[mnemoiisms]

[cyber-pop-star]

@blitzane look!! I tried to draw some Wreckwing for ya! Might digitalize it later!

[notxahero]

blitzane replied to your post “ CAN I ZEE YOU TURN INTO A FIYA TRUCK NOOOOW???? CAN I CAN I ???? ”

" YOU PIEZE OF SCRAP. TURN INTO A FIYA TRUCK THIZ INZTANT. OR ELZE I'LL PLUMMLE YOU INOT ZE GROUND. "

“And no ‘please’ in sight. Decepticon manners leave much to be desired.”

[notxahero]

blitzane replied to your post: He’s speechless at all of you. You should be...

“ …. Primuz zake iem ztaying out ov ziz - ”

“Wanna go watch a nice, wholesome, non-egg related movie?” It’s a telling sign that Optimus is more willing to go somewhere with a Decepticon than sit and witness any more of this.

[notxahero]

O shit. Optimus likes Star Trek ?? So does Blitzwing. How does Op feel about the Hobbit? The Hobbit and LOTR are Blitzwings favorite earth movies.

ooc: *VIBRATES*Optimus loves Star Trek. The egalitarianism, the optimism for the future... he honestly can’t get enough of it and likely binge-watched it in between missions and patrols while on Earth.

As for the Hobbit + LOTR - both books are in his little library of Earth literature as Tolkien is one of his favorite authors, but I don’t think he’s seen the movies quite yet.