#blizzaster

[marykayultra]

ughghthskhhtghygt

This snow is ruining all of our lives. 

.....and there's even more coming next week.  Why am I even enrolled in school this semester?  Oh well, might as well get twisted.

[sparklymst]

[ohshitsnow]

Chicago Never Had A Chance

The ruins of Lakeshore Drive. Pray for their families.

[ohshitsnow]

The German Army has offered aid to the most devastated parts of the US, with quick response teams being air dropped into metro Detroit first.

[ohshitsnow]

Buffalo officials have declared a state of disaster after thousands of cars and their drivers were lost in the wake of this snowy disaster. Local police are working with state agencies to recover the expected thousands of frozen bodies.

[goshaaa]

I'm going to have my first snow day tomorrow.

As a freshman in college.

[ohshitsnow]

I ask that in this, Chicago's darkest hour, the brave citizens of this city stay indoors while the undertakers guild organizes to take in the dead. Stonemasons are preparing headstones as quickly as possible, but a lottery system will likely be implemented. Stay strong, so the children may tell tales of our bravery one day... if they survive.

Mayor Richard Daley

[ohshitsnow]

Three hours into THE WORST BLIZZARD IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD and literally dozens of millimeters of snow has fallen. Nobody will escape.