Feb 11, 2019
Do you like riddles?
“Sure, it’s something to cure boredom I suppose.”
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Do you like riddles?
“Sure, it’s something to cure boredom I suppose.”
❗Do you ever get tired of taking care of the Host
“Hm? Of course not!” He seemed genuinely confused and slightly upset by the question.
“The Host is one of my closest friends. I don’t personally agree with him working so close to Dark, but I would never get tired of helping him.”
“My only complaint is that he should focus on taking better care of himself so I don’t have to drag his dumbass out of his library and forcibly wash him.”
If the reader was currently listening to a peculiar radio show about now, they would hear a faint mutter of ‘hypocrite’ before the regular commentary started back up.
Asah dude!! How’s life around Ego Inc my man?
“Sup dude!” Bing grins, waving at you. “It’s pretty chill for the most part, except when King edgelord throws a tantrum or Googs tries to download a virus into my system.”
Hey Bing~ Who's your favorite ego, aside from the Googles ;3 -A
“Gotta give it to Bim!” He grins, laughing. “He’s a radical dude, and really kind and funny, you know? Host is a close second, but my favorite ego besides me and the Googles, has to be Bimmy-boy!”
A soft chuckle seemingly gets farther from the android before the shadow is once again somewhere infront of him. "Oh, but I do know~" Their sharp teeth show under a bit of light in a side turned grin, features seemingly absent aside from glowing eyes. "That show host cares of no one but himself, you know. It keeps his name good around the office if he's kind to the lesser egos~ You have no place in his bitter heart darling!" The shadow chuckles and back off so their face is no longer visible.
Bing took a step back, core giving a jolt. The whine of his fans seemed to grow louder, blocking out all other sounds but the voice. “He..Bim cares...The flowers..” No, no, no. He didn’t even know if the flowers were from him. They could have been from Wilford, or a practical joke by another ego.
“He might not love me, but he cares!?” It was meant to come out a statement, but the way his move quivered made it sound like a question. “...Right?” He asked brokenly, feeling tears form beneath his glasses.
You can't really thing Bim, or Oliver, or anyone else would love you, right?? I mean nobody actually loves you, you're just default. Why can't you get that through you shitty coding??
Bing’s smile falters, before it becomes fixed in place. “That’s- Aight, dude. Glad to know what you think.” His eyes dim considerably behind his glasses, almost fading into the black. “I mean, y-you’re wrong.” He stutters out, voice glitching as he tries to keep his emotions in check. “I th-th-think.”
Who’s the best ego, Bing? Asking for a friend
“Hm?” He scratches the back of his head, thinking. “Well, like, Bim’s pretty chill. Host is nice when he isn’t doing his spooky narrator shit. And Google Green and Ollie treat me well.” He chuckles, winking at the anon. “The others are all great, but I’m the best ego.”
Oh lord, what's going on over on twitter? I'm a little scared to find out from that dumpster fire myself
this is the one post i’m gonna say and i’m getting force fed this through a tube
in a fandom about glitch t*ch//s or smth, a 13 year old posted a screenshot about a fic about aged up characters and smut, and then it devolved into these two people arguing after they didn’t censor the author’s name
then it got. weird? hard to explain
anyways the 26 year old wrote a 500 page google docs callout