Sep 3, 2017
Slytherin: *sees someone looking at their partner with genuine love and care*
Slytherin: Need me a freak like that...
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Slytherin: *sees someone looking at their partner with genuine love and care*
Slytherin: Need me a freak like that...
Therapist: Do you have any hobbies?
Slytherin: Self destruction.
Gryffindor: You should probably stop posting so many "I wanna die" memes...
Slytherin: You'll have to pry my morbid coping mechanisms from my cold, dead hands.
Gryffindor: Hey, Sly, we should g-
Slytherin: Yeah, I won't be doing that.
Ravenclaw: *falls behind in life*
Ravenclaw: haha the lag
Gryffindor: People are gonna come and go. That's just how life is.
Hufflepuff: *immediately starts crying*
Hufflepuff: Hey, Raven, what do you think of the new Taylor Swift song?
Ravenclaw: It's actually incredibly unsettling to watch someone go through their "welcome to my twisted mind" phase at the age of 27.